Ooooooo…Yeah…I’m Gonna Make A Deposit…

When you drink, it’s not uncommon to tell or even show the folks around you how much you love them. Hell, sometimes the folks around you even think it’s funny or cute. But when the showing involves you dropping your pants and when the folks around you is a restaurant’s bank machine, trouble generally won’t be far behind.

Lonnie Hutton, 49, entered the Boro Bar and Grill in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, and pulled down his pants and underwear, exposed his genitals and tried to have sexual intercourse with the ATM, according to a police report obtained Monday by Nashville ABC affiliate WKRN. Officers who responded to the scene allegedly saw Hutton naked from the waist down and walking around the bar while thrusting his hips in the air.

They managed to get him outside and ordered him to sit on a wooden picnic table, at which point he decided it was time to bust out the Arthur Price impression he’d been working on.

He has been charged with public intoxication and was in jail on $250 bond at last word.

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