What Do You Take Me For, The Kind Of Guy Who’d Sell Weed To A Cop?

Last Updated on: 23rd June 2014, 03:43 pm

No, Mr. Probation Officer Guy, of course I’m not dumb enough to bring pot into a courthouse. That would be…just…dumb! …Said Darren Shelley, the guy who was promptly discovered to be sporting 19 bags of the stuff in his left sock.

I really only have one question here. How in the name of god do you calmly walk around with that much of anything stuffed into your sock? I get one little pebble in my shoe and suddenly I’m flailing around like some kind of spastic.

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