A male statue and a female statue are in a park. They’re both stark naked and for years they’ve been staring at each other.
One day, God comes down and brings them to life.
The male statue says, “Do you wanna do what I wanna do?”
She says, “Well, hell yeah.”
So off they go into the woods. Twenty minutes later they come out, sweating & panting.
“What do you say we rest up awhile and then go do it again,” he asks?
“Hell yeah!” she agrees. “Only this time, you hold the pigeons while *I* shit on them!”
