Who Was That Masked Man? It Was Kerry

Last Updated on: 20th April 2018, 02:04 pm

Update: Somewhere between me hitting publish on this and going to the site to make double sure that I hadn’t messed anything up, the second Facebook post went from looking for him to noting that he was captured. Never underestimate the power of the Vomit Comet.

Original post:
Police in Georgia are looking for Kerry Hammond, a 22-year-old man they say broke into a GameStop.

But wait, didn’t you say in your headline that he was wearing a mask?

I sure did, but I also put his name in there because the mask in question was pretty damn awful.
https://www.facebook.com/stmaryspdga/videos/2264295090263880/

Yes, genius here “disguised” himself in one of those clear plastic things that bottled water comes in. It worked about as well as you’d think.
https://www.facebook.com/stmaryspdga/posts/2269178196442236

If you know where he might be or if you somehow recognize him out and about without his mask on, give them a call.

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