Last Updated on: 7th July 2021, 05:15 pm

Today’s lesson: Never rob a bakery. If their security cameras get a clear shot of your face, it might just wind up baked onto cookies that are then sold to the public. Soon enough, you will be recognized, arrested and eaten.

Photo of a cookie with the suspect's face decorating it.
So good it ought to be illegal.

A Milwaukee man faces charges for allegedly burglarizing a bakery on the city’s south side. The charges come after the bakery digitized the face of the suspect captured by surveillance video – and put it on cookies the bakery then sold. 
45-year-old Dominic Kolp is charged with burglary of a building and felony bail jumping.

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