Last Updated on: 28th March 2023, 01:25 pm
Southwest Passenger Arrested for Masturbating FOUR Times During Flight
“McGarity was seated in seat 11F and the female witness was seated in seat 11E,” the complaint states. “Shortly after taking off, and while the aircraft was in the air, McGarity exposed his penis by pulling down his pants and shorts and began masturbating.”
When the female seated next to him noticed the lewd behavior, she began taking pictures of McGarity. When he fell asleep after masturbating for roughly an hour, the female passenger told a crew member about what she had witnessed and was allowed to move to another seat.The complaint states that when the Southwest Airlines flight landed, Phoenix Police officers interviewed the woman, who reiterated she had seen McGarity masturbating “on four separate occasions, using both his left and right hands.”
When police interviewed Antonio Sherrodd McGarity, he admitted to what he had done, but didn’t see anything wrong with it.
“McGarity advised he asked the female witness if she minded if he masturbates,” the complaint states. “According to McGarity, the female witness put her hands in the air and said, ‘it really doesn’t matter.’”
McGarity thought the response was “kind of kinky” and believed the female was comfortable with him masturbating, the complaint adds.
Unfortunately we’re never told whether or not the woman actually did say that. She may have, because who among us knows how we would react if asked a question such as this? But even if she did, it doesn’t mean what you think it means, my dude. I think most of us can at least agree on that. For the benefit of those who can’t (you’re obviously out there), what you’re hearing as “go ahead, that sounds fun” in fact translates to “whatever. You’re gonna play with your dingding no matter what I say.”
If McGarity wants to play with his dingding in the future, he won’t be doing it on a Southwest aircraft. The company issued a statement saying that he had been put on their no-fly list and banned for life.
Hmmmmm. NO fly sounds kind of kinky, too.
Update: McGarity was eventually sentenced to 48 days in jail and a year of probation after pleading guilty to committing lewd, indecent, or obscene acts while on an aircraft. He was barred from flying commercially during his probation, but I suppose he might have been able to use a private plane if he wanted to. Get it? Private plane? Huh? Huh?