It’s Ok To Eat Sea Kittens? ‘Cause They Don’t Have Any Feelings

Last Updated on: 27th January 2017, 09:15 pm

Here’sthe latest from PETA.

They’re trying to convince people that fish are no longer fish, but rather…sea kittens.

I’m not even going to bother making fun of them, because honestly it would just be piling on at this point. Instead I’m simply going to present this as is and let them do it themselves.

“Nobody would hurt a sea kitten!” the group says on its website.

“People don’t seem to like fish.

“We’re going to start by retiring the old name for good.

“When your name can also be used as a verb that means driving a hook through your head, it’s time for a serious image makeover.”

The website features images of fish with cats’ whiskers and ears.

PETA is using the campaign to entice people to sign a petition calling on the US Fish and Wildlife Service to stop promoting “the hunting of sea kittens (otherwise known as fishing)”.

Ok, maybe I will make a little fun of them.

That’s just…seatarded.

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