This story of a fellow who couldn’t spell Robert Taylor is even funnier than the story of Coronica Jackson, or something, which I swear we posted about, but I can’t for the life of me find it on the blog. I do have to give Amos Ashley some credit. At least he didn’t pick an …
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The Future of Shopping At Future Shop Just Got Brighter!
Yes! Yes! Yes! It’s so good to bring good accessibility-related news. Sometimes, I get so mired in the bad, the futile attempts to make things better. It’s so nice to see a victory, and here it is. I wish I could say I had more of a hand in this. I did write that old …
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Looks Like These Criminals Are Out Of Gas
This is almost as bad as the shop with a cop incident, or the use a counterfeit cheque amid 40 police cruisers incident. The only thing that makes it *almost* as bad is the fact that these two dumbasses only tried to rob the place in front of 4 police officers. Jacob Wallace and Robert …
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What A William Melchert-Dinkelberry
I heard about this William Melchert-Dinkel creep on Fifth Estate. I appear to have already set the tone for this story. His deal is he is fascinated with suicide and hangings. So, he logs on to chat rooms and finds depressed folk who look like they’re on the edge. He then pretends to be a …
Duct Tape: The Handyman’s Secret Weapon, Not The Parents Photography Tool
You know, I’m glad Caira Ferguson is as dumb as she is. Her stupidity may have saved her daughter. One day, six months ago, Ferguson thought it would be a swell plan to duct tape her 18-month-old kid into a chair, even duct taping her mouth, and take a picture. The picture was put up …
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Somebody Else Thinks We’re Awesome!
Trixie here. Man, it’s a beautiful day. The weather knob is still kind of c-c-c-c-cold, but not too bad. I think the guy in the sky might be moving the weather knob to the place where I like it. So Cessna, who I’ve never met, has decided that this place needs an award or something. …
My Painting of Paint Me On Velvet
So now that I’ve done album no. 1 of my Austin Lounge Lizards haul from yesterday, it’s time for album no. 2, “Paint Me On Velvet”. There are some gooders on here, but not quite as many. Let’s go. Boudreaux Was a NutcaseSomebody wanted to catch the biggest fish ever. Apparently, he was sorry that …
One CD Away From Owning All The Lizards Albums
I got a pretty cool late birthday present. Steve got me two more Austin Lounge Lizards albums! I own all the lizards CD’s but 1 now. What showed up in the mail yesterday were “Highway Cafe Of The Damned” and “Paint Me On Velvet”. Let’s look up when they came out. Highway Cafe of the …
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Facebook Broke Up With The Breakup Notifier
Well it looks like, for now, the Breakup notifier has been broken by Facebook. The best part about this was it was not singled out to be blocked because of privacy concerns or because the idea is just inherently wrongwrongwrong. No no no. It was caught by an automatic spam detection system because it was …
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I Wonder What The App Does If Someone’s Relationship Status Is "It’s Complicated".
Someone has given me yet another reason to not like Facebook. Dan Loewenherz has developed the Facebook breakup notifier app. So, you can punch in everybody on your friends list who you’ve had a thing for, and as soon as their relationship status changes to single, bingo! You’ll know about it and can start stalking/putting …