He Was Shit-Faced, Now The Officer Is Too.

Ug! Blech! Yuck eeewww icky. Ok I think I can tell the story now. Paul Andrew Kausalik, a well-known figure at the post office so they say, was out for some fun one night. I guess he had a little too much fun for him to be able to drive, and police pulled him over. …

His Defence Was Dead On Arrival

Here are two scary thoughts for anyone living in New York. There’s an ambulance company there that allows persistent violent felons to drive their ambulances, and one of them was dumb enough to use the ambulance as a getaway vehicle after a robbery. Kevin Cheeks had been driving the ambulance for a couple of months. …

I Think They’re Both Nutters

Ok, people need to chill out with their texting rage. First, we had those dudes meeting up to fight because one of them texted the wrong number, and now we have people engaging in a knife fight because of a predictive text error in a text message. I guess the story goes that Neil Brook …

Stripper…Of The Right To Have Kids

It’s pretty sad when I can read a story about a chick leaving her kids alone while she goes off to work as a stripper at night and think “Meh, is that really weird anymore?” I’ve written about similar stories and been all enraged. But it happens so often, parents neglecting their kids, leaving them …

My N86 Has Just Become Eyeballs In A Box!

Well, the day has come. I finally, after hemming and hawing for a year, got myself KNFB Reader, or eyeballs in a box as I affectionately call it. First I was worried I broke my phone’s camera. So, I got that tested out in June at the Aiming for Accessibility conference. Once it was determined …

Hey Look! I Won My Assault And Battery Merit Badges!

Don’t get between Hersha C. Howard and her girl scout cookies. she might chase you with a pair of scissors and clobber you with multiple boards. The story goes that Howard came into her room-mate’s bedroom in the middle of the night and demanded to know if she ate her thin mints cookies. The room-mate …

Oh What Fun, At The Crack Of The Gun, When The Whole Gang Disappears…Through The Ice

Time for a different soundtrack. If you see a snowmobile go through a hole in some thin ice, trying to rescue the occupants by driving your own snowmobile up to the hole is probably not going to work. Thankfully everybody made it to shore and will probably be ok. Geesh people, think! Although this did …

Thou Shalt Not Take Back My Lexis!

According to Ken Falzini, a repo man who came to get Rev. Marc Neal’s lexis because he was behind on payments, Neal has an odd way of dealing with his problem.throw the guy on the hood of his car and drive around. Also, turn on the wipers, make lots of sharp turns, all the while …

He’s In The Doghouse Now

Joel Dobrin’s dog may be in trouble. According to this story, he’s a snitch! Police pulled Dobrin over for a routine traffic stop, when they were assaulted by a flying sock full of marijuana and Hashish. They originally thought Dobrin had thrown it out the window to get rid of it, but Dobrin told them …