Fredrik Hjelmqvist, please explain to me why on earth anyone else would want to play audio from their stomach. You did it, and you’re weird, but why in hell would anyone else want to? Yup, that’s what he did. The owner of a hi-fi equipment shop put a battery-powered device inside a capsule and swallowed …
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Doh! It’s Not The Good Dough.
A New York City pizzeria was robbed, and the thieves got away with a big bag of dough! Too bad it was pizza dough. Oh well, at least one of them didn’t get far. Salvatore LaRosa surrendered to police, and I guess he didn’t need the other kind of dough too badly, since he managed …
Step Away From Crime
We should add Todd J. Moffie to the list of folks who aren’t meant for a life of crime. He broke into the basement of a house, and then decided to crawl between the stairs. We have no idea why he did that, because there was lots of room to get around the steps. Anyway, …
Guide Dog Harness Survey
Ro talked about this yesterday, and I should have posted it then, but I didn’t see it until late. There is a student at the University of Illinois (at least I think that’s what U of I is) who is trying to figure out a new way to make a guide dog harness so that …
She Said He Heard
Thanks Martin for this one. This little, hmmm, shall we say glossary of terms to help men deal with women, sums up exactly what makes me ashamed to be a woman. But before we begin our lesson in female annoyances, I think we need a themesong, courtesy of the Bud Light Institute. God this song …
A Big Article On Our Little Project
Remember back when I mentioned the recreation project Guelph Barrier-Free Committees is doing? Well, Steve urged me to send the little blurb to the Guelph Tribune and see what happens. So, I did, and holy crap, we got a story! And, it’s working! We’ve already had a few phone calls and emails! This is good. …
Motel 6: We Don’t Leave Cameras On You
Maybe pranks like this one are the reason the Sheraton has such fancy phones where you actually have to name the person you’re calling before you get through. A 73-year-old man was convinced to smash the TV with the cover from the back of the toilet to destroy hidden cameras, throw the TV outside, smash …
Mark Clay Hazard
Mark Clay Hazlitt is a special kind of selfish individual. A sheriff’s helicopter was flying around the area of his home. Unknown to him, it was searching for a man who had threatened suicide. All he knew was that he was tired of hearing it. So what was his solution? Oh, point a laser pointer …
Will You…Dive In After That Ring I Just Dropped?
At least Travis Pittman has a far more forgiving fiance than the guy who lost the ring intended for his fiance in a helium balloon. But still, I feel for the dude. He had a wonderful romantic idea. He would bring his girlfriend to a pier and propose, saying he didn’t have a ring. If …
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I’m Messed Up In The Hospital, Smacked With Refried Beans
I really have to wonder if Dezmen Silas was taking lessons from the guys who brought a meat thermometer to a theatre. It’s the only way I can explain why he had a can of refried beans at a nightclub! Carlos Harris, a bouncer, asked Silas to leave because he saw him light up a …
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