Remember when I opened my RDSP? Well, I’ve found my first minor annoyance. Every month, I’ve been plopping money in the plan, but I’ve been so busy with everything that I haven’t been able to look over my options on how the money should be invested. I’d love to get lots of reward, but I …
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It’s Not Just Wood, It’s Sonic Wood
Hey Joey Wallace. Find better ways to cheer up a girl than flashing Sonic employees, ok? And stay away from the booze when behind the wheel. Hey, maybe stay away from the booze altogether. If you weren’t drinking, maybe you wouldn’t have thought that was a great idea. Then again, you would have probably thought …
Take Car. Child Onboard
Wow, Donald Crawford, you’re a fine dad. You took your five-year-old son in your big ol’ semi to a strip club in an area known for its crime and left him out in the truck. You went inside and drank for 45 minutes, managing to get so drunk that you couldn’t find your truck, so …
Yoomi Yoomi Yoomi, It Puts Warm Milk In His Tummy
For those of you who like your eggs pre-cracked and your coffee cans self-heating, here comes something else for you. Why stumble around the kitchen trying to remember how to warm your baby’s milk when you can just press a button on the bottle, and it will heat itself? Seriously. The Yoomi, that’s its name, …
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The Hoople Mobility Aid: Anybody Ever Heard Of It?
I’m reading some documentation about wayfinding techniques for blinks and others with other disabilities, and in the definitions section, it mentions the Hoople Mobility Aid. It’s supposed to be an alternative to the cane, and amazingly, it’s not full of electronics. It sounds kinda cool! Is there any reason it didn’t take off? Or did …
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Gee, Thanks, How Thoughtful
Ya know, I needed ideas of things to get people for Christmas, not things not to get people for christmas. But thanks for the handy dandy list of things to avoid. Can you imagine opening up one of these things on christmas? Just imagine the facial expressions of you and everybody around you. Uh, that’ll …
It’s A Bone Phone
A man was just hangin’ out in a grocery store parking lot. He asked a woman if she wanted to see something. Before she could say yes or no, he showed her pictures of a dude’s junk that he had on his cellphone. She went to police. They found pictures of at least three different …
Behold Our Singing Screenreader Collection!
I finally cleaned up all the broken links, and added some more! Come check it out! I don’t know how I got thinking about this, but this old post floated through my head, and I realized that the site it links to has died and since been bought up by some nondescript software and domain-selling’ …
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Puppydog Tales
Aww. I’m so disappointed. Remember a couple posts back in that one about the weather man who was stalking that woman? Remember how the story mentioned him being let go over a situation involving his dog? Well, I did some googling, and the story’s not that interesting. I guess he usually had his dog on …
It’s A Pile of Thoughts!
This is a pretty sad state of affairs. I’ve been meaning to write some random stuff down, and started compiling a list about two weeks ago…and I’m finally starting to write it. I have so many things written down that I thought I’d better split it into dog and non-dog posts. So let’s start with …