I wonder if Shreepriya Gopalan is going to be the new Jonathan Lee riches. I think the only thing keeping him from being that is the lack of funds, since he wants this case to go forward even though he has no money.
Author Archives: Carin Headrick
The Epidemic Isn’t Swine Flu, It’s Fear
Everybody needs to get a grip. This Swine Flu panic is senseless, and this is another example of its stupidity. A kid was sick for some silly little reason. So when he brought in his sick note, he decided to be funny and come in wearing a surgical mask and say that he had the …
Chop Chop
Yikes. that’s a protest. A misguided one, but a protest. An indian union leader said that his workers were so desperate for food that they were willing to cut off their own fingers and eat them, so he decided to be the first to do it. I don’t understand the purpose of a union if …
This years Winners In The Wackiness Department
Here comes this year’s installment of the wacky warning labels contest. Two things I have to say. In whose world would eating an LCD screen be a good idea, and in what world does Joanne Doroshow llive? The contest never said all warning labels were bad, just the stupid ones.
Baby’s First Coronary
By the sounds of it, the triplets of Leanne Salt are doomed. But perhaps they were meant to be doomed because their last name is Salt, and they seem to be getting entirely too much salt in their diet, along with too much fat, and too much of everything else. Their mother weighed 40 stone …
Apparently You Can Find Anything On Craigslist
Ok, I can’t decide if this is creepier than the story of Oumar Lam. This unnamed 24-year-old man from near Seattle posted an ad on Craigslist asking for a woman who was willing to have sex with, and then be killed by, him. It was not a joke, as police soon found out. An undercover …
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Sticky Fingers And Cinnamon Bears
I read this story and had to chuckle. It made me think of this restaurant we used to go to years ago. After you’d eaten and they’d given you your bill, they would set a bowl of these little chewy candy frogs on the table…mmm…chewy frogs. And we’d eat them. And we’d eat them. We’d …
Radio Shack: You’ve got Items To Return? We’ve Got Angry Employees!
Wow. I’m sure many of us have thought about punching a radio Shack employee, especially after they ask you every question under the sun in response to you buying some batteries, but I would have never expected a Radio Shack employee to punch a customer. Maybe he just snapped because he’s 52 years old and …
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Come On, Feel The Noise, And Run In The Other Direction
In case you ever find yourself amid a cricket infestation, the good folks of Tuscarora, Nevada say they don’t like that old time rock and roll. Seriously. They set out stereos that form a perimeter and blast classic rock music at them. That’s the only weapon they find turns them away. Wow. I wonder if …
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>That’s My Story And I’m Stickin’ To It…Because…I’m Stuck
>I’ve heard of all kinds of weapons, but never have I heard of hair glue. What the hell is hair glue anyway? Weird, weird folks. and they’re parents of a poor, unfortunate three-month-old child.