I feel like such a loser that I haven’t written about this until now. I mean, the show was Wednesday. Oh well, better late than never. On Wednesday, Steve and I went to the Just for Laughs Roadshow at the River Run Centre and it was awesome. If it’s coming to your town and it’s …
Author Archives: Carin Headrick
Maybe They Should Soundproof Their Bedroom
Wow! that’s some good sex. When your screams can keep a partially deaf neighbour awake and people can put recording equipment in the apartment next door and catch the screams, you know it’s good times. too bad it got Caroline Cartwright an ASBO. What I don’t understand is if you can hear both parties, how …
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No Laughing Matter
This story about Mark Cassidy is funny for two reasons. He ran a comedy club and he died from an overdose of laughing gas. But the other reason it’s funny is for the following line: “A COMEDIAN died after accidentally overdosing on laughing gas while watching computer porn, an inquest heard.” So…computer porn…is that where …
Anybody Heard Of A Flashlight?
Hey anyone smoking indoors: If you lose a cigarette under your couch, using a lighter as your light source so you can find it is a bad idea. another bad idea is trying to fight the blaze for 10 minutes before calling for help.
I Stabbed My Brother Over Pork And Beans, Excuse My Manners If I Make A Scene…
There’s not much to say here, just it’s a fight over food. A 54-year-old man stabbed his 63-year-old brother in a fight over a can of pork and beans. Yup, pork and beans. It looks like the victim is going to be fine.
Harass Them! Harass Them! And Make them Relinquish Your car!
Wow, today is a great day for cool stories. Here’s another one. I don’t think there are many of us who are able to harass the one who stole our car into giving it back, but that’s exactly what Lindsey Ryan did. I guess a 14-year-old punk stole her SUV with her husband’s cellphone in …
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Sit And Have Some Tea With Me. Never Mind My Head.
Tammy Sexton, you must have an incredible purpose on this earth. I mean, you got shot in the head at close range, and were completely alert and made yourself a cup of tea! That’s amazing.
Unexpected Delivery
Wow. Here’s an amazing story for you. First, we have a couple who didn’t even realize that mommy dearest was pregnant until baby’s head popped out in the bathtub. No, this was not her first child. Second, the 911 dispatcher had only been working for 3 days and not every dispatcher gets a call like …
I’m Taking My Oxy, While I Drive The Bus
Isn’t it comforting that Mississauga Transit is trying to force Todd Kirby back to work driving a bus even though he doesn’t have a lot of vision left, can barely hold a steering wheel and is on a lot of painkillers because of a rare autoimmune disease? And I hate insurance companies too, by the …
Was The Plane Bathroom Occupied?
That would suck. You’re on a plane, minding your own business, watching a movie…and suddenly someone starts pissing on you! By the sounds of it, Jerome Kenneth Kingzio just stood beside the 66-year-old woman and started to drain the lizard on her. What a weirdo! what I find even weirder is that this case was …