Gees. Somebody’s thinking was a little muddy that day. It all started when a homeless guy asked an 81-year-old woman for a dollar. she said no, and he didn’t like that answer, so he put her in a headlock and tried to take her down. She was not going to go quietly, and kicked, screamed …
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Flying By The Seat Of Another Man’s Pants
This sounds like something that would happen to me in a dream. but it happened in real life to British opera singer Bren Terfel. He was in his shorts in the hotel, and left to go play his performance and forgot his pants! How does one get all the way from point A to point …
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You’re Not The boss Of Me By Order Of the Province Of Quebec
Ug. the guy who grounded his daughter lost his apeal! All the courts will say is the girl was caught up in a rare situation. what was it? She was being a rebellious teenaged daughter who decided to go the extra mile. that’s all it sounds like from the information we’ve been given. Now dad …
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Cadbury Easter Cream Pedestrian
What is up with everybody having their collective heads in the clouds today? In case everyone behind the wheel has forgotten where their eyes should be while operating a motor vehicle, they should be watching the road for both cars and pedestrians. Ya know, not everything you share the road with goes vroom. some people …
Drinkin’ Thinkin’ Leads To Clinkin’ Thinkin’
Hey Erik Salmons. Next time you get tossed into a cab and told to go home because you’re too drunk to drive, just shut up and take the cab. You’re not being charged with anything, you’re just being told to go home. When you get home, just go to bed. Don’t get in your daughter’s …
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Somebody Turns Four Today!
Guess what? A certain black fuzzball has a birthday today. Actually 6 certain black fuzzballs and 2 yellow ones have a birthday. Yup, happy birthday Trixter and company. You’re 4 now, eek. Hope all pooches are happy. So I figured what better time for some more Trixie talk. Lately, she’s been a little weasel with …
Step Away From The Ladder, We’d Hate To Fire You
Damn you, Anthony Gower Smith and your suing that school for not giving you proper ladder training, even though you had used a ladder for 30 years, and somehow winning the suit. Oh yeah, you’re in the UK, that’s why you won. Anyway, you likely set a precedent that has led to this absurdity. Yeah, …
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Chew On This For A While
Yup, this definitely is in the weirder than weird category. Picture this. You’re gardening, just rakin’ and workin’ the earth, la dee dee, when suddenly, an angry-looking dude starts coming towards you yelling something in Spanish. You don’t know this man and you don’t speak Spanish, so you don’t think he’s mad at you….until he …
So He Brought Down the Hammer!
Why is this even in the news? I read through that whole story looking for the part where something newsworthy happened and never found it. A 13-year-old girl had a cellphone and it wasn’t supposed to be able to do text messages. It could, and text she did, all day for a month while she …
Failure Pile In A Sad Bag
Poor, poor Freddy Delavega. He must be a desperate, desperate man. But his bank robbery attempt didn’t go well at all, and he had such, well, noble intentions. all he wanted to do was make it so his girlfriend didn’t have to sell her body to the night. I wonder if her name was Roxanne. …