Who Has A More Profound Disability: Cerrie Burnell Or These Closed-Minded Parents?

Wow. there are a lot of stupid people raising kids right now, as demonstrated by the outrage expressed by several British parents at the sight of a TV show host who only has one arm. They lodged complaints, they left horrible messages all over blogs and message boards saying that the sight of Cerrie Burnell, …

I Didn’t Hear the Train A comin’

How exactly do younot hear a train? I don’t care if you have headphones on or not. It’s a train! It goes chugga chugga choo choo loud enough to wake the dead for what seems like a 3-mile radius! If you don’t hear it, how do you miss the vibrations under your feet? I love …

I Think A Few People Want To Kill Her For Causing All This Trouble…

Amy Dallamura sounds like quite the sad one. that’s a lot of suicide attempts, and she can’t seem to stop herself from doing it. The only question I have is how the hell do you enforce an ASBO like that? I mean, the beaches and the sea are pretty big areas to bar someone from. …

She Once Had His Heart But She’s Keeping His Kidney

Phew. that guy who wanted his donated kidney back isn’t going to get it. It’s been ruled that the kidney was a gift. Thankfully somebody had some sense. And what’s up with the guy being called a “matrimonial referee”? Is that a new type of job, or just a new term for those mediators that …

You Can’t find It, Duffy Moon!

Edit: Look what I found! Ok, I’m going to add my voice to the small group of them that I’ve found while googling for this. They all say similar things. It’s kinda creepy. Every now and then, I catch myself saying “You can do it, Duffy Moon!” to Steve while he’s trying to get something …

Advertising Fails

Here are some things Steve and I have noticed in commercials that bug the hell out of us. Yeah, I think we think too much. There’s a commercial for Delsym cough syrup that says “When America coughs, America has Delsym.” So, I should take from that wording that Delsym is the name of the cough? …