Does anyone else think the idea of “pay it forward” is kinda demeaning? Am I the only one? Is the idea of doing a good deed so gone out the window that we need gold stars to tell us to do a good deed and show off that we’ve done it? Somebody told me this …
Author Archives: Carin Headrick
McUnhappy Meal
Oh boy, another food fight. this one was a McDonalds Mcgriddle. Not much else to say. At least this time we know what kind of sandwich was used.
Me? Saving For when I Get Old?
I’ve been meaning to write about this all week, but for one reason or another, I couldn’t do it. Now I guess I’ll try. For a while now, I’ve been thinking that I should probably be putting away some money in some kind of a savings plan. Hopefully before I’m 65, I manage to get …
Wasted Trip
That has gotta suck. A dude who didn’t want to be identified went to a rest stop and used the john. Then he couldn’t find his keys. Thinking they had gone into the john, he decided to get ’em back. Oh dear. That’s when the trouble started. He unscrewed something at the base of the …
My President Gets Angry, Sometimes…
Somebody is laughing while Barnes and Noble are crying. they walked into a Barnes and Noble store, saw a big display in the front window full of books by or about President Obama and thought a book about monkeys should be squished in among them. Yup, you guessed what happened. The angry emails came in …
She’s Crazy, He’s Still Dead, Maybe She Should Go Back To Magic School
Remember the guy who charged into a funeral and started beating the everloving crap out of the corpse? We have a new one. Nicole Leonard walked into the funeral, danced around, threw flowers at the family, opened the casket and smacked the body with a wand! Was she hoping she could give him new life …
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Man Overboard!
Don’t all ships have a bathroom? I know small boats don’t, but what about tugboats? If they don’t, one tugboat might invest in some facilities after its captain fell overboard while taking a leak over the side. He’s ok, but he spent 40 minutes in the water.
Family Fail no. 2
Wow, I think this family is even more doomed. Genine Compton was seen breastfeeding her baby and talking on a cellphone while driving her other kids to school. When a motorist confronted her about it, she asked him if he wanted to pop his titty out and feed this kid. Yikes.
Family Fail
Hmm. I think this family is doomed. All four of them ended up in jail at the same time for separate reasons.
When You’re In prison, Be sure To Stay Awake…
Hey there Angel Galvan-Hernandez, if you don’t want to be raped in prison, one way to prevent this is to not commit rape. Then you won’t get sent to prison for 20 years. What a screwed up, scared little man.