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Here’s a story similar to that one where that shoplifter gave a false address that just happened to be the address of one of his arresting officers. This time, a drunk driver drove into a cop’s garage and then insisted he lived there. The cop, who just happened to be driving home at the time, …
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Oh boy. Remember back in January when I was all proud of myself for finding mutt mitts? Well I should have never done it, and this will be the last package of mutt mitts I ever buy. The product is fine, it’s just the bullshit surrounding it. The bags work fine, although I can’t put …
I saw this yesterday and wasn’t going to post it, but damn it it won’t leave me alone. Apparently there is this new trend called Autour Du Mondegreens, or misheard lyrics around the world, where you try and make up the lyrics to foreign songs as if they were written in your first language. This …
Damn, this quiz is funny, and emphasizes what we have said about the bible before. Do you have biblical morals? I apparently do not. I got a 0. What do you get?
Wow. We talked about a woman being so big that technicians considered the possibility of having her MRI done at the zoo. Now we have a prisoner that’s so fat that he had to be brought to court in a rental truck. Get this. He was arraigned on the loading dock. My question is if …
Here’s another story that’s laughable for one sentence. The story was about a reporter who plajorized a story out of a magazine and then got busted for it. In a statement by the newspaper’s editor, it says Any act of ignoring fact, impairing the newspaper’s credibility and misleading readers cannot be forgiven. Newsflash, you’re in …
Oh god. Either way this crochet needle wound up in this guy’s urethra, that has gotta hurt. How deep does this guy have to sleep for his ex girlfriend to have shoved it in there without him feeling a thing? If she did it, that’s one evil ex. I can see why the relationship didn’t …
This story about eyeball tattoos, yes, I said eyeball tattoos, is funny because of two sentences. Even tattoo shops across the metro don’t know what would propel someone to do something like this, but they say it’s unneeded legislation. Propel? Would that be compel? The use of the word propel in the context of eyeball …
It looks like some Irish police are quite embarrassed. They had charged what looked like one particularly bad Polish driver with fifty traffic offenses. This person had the name “Prawo Jazdy.” Someone wondered why this Jazdy was on the move so much, having several addresses all over Ireland. Then a smart member of the force …
I need to start going to city council meetings. Sure, a lot of them are boring, but maybe, just maybe Steve Lightfoot will show up. Damn, this video rocks. It’s one thing to read his tyrade about how Stephen King shot John Lennon, it’s another to watch it. My my, what a well-spoken lune he …
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