Here’s a story that makes no sense. Brandy and Paul Romero wanted to sell their cockatoo. Donna Greenwell wanted to buy it, but didn’t have the money so said “How about I give you $175 and these here two kids? And the couple took the kids! the woman who gave them the kids is apparently …
Author Archives: Carin Headrick
Some Food Just Shouldn’t Be In A Vending Machine
*gag*. *gag*. *hurl!* Why in christ would you buy a burger out of a vending machine anyway? Ug. I can’t look at this anymore.
So What Happens If He Hasn’t Paid for His Plot?
Remember when I thought this guy would be the worst landlord ever? I think this guy would be worse. If you don’t pay your rent, he’ll make a coffin “tailored to your specifications,” and then kill you. Then he’ll leave the coffin in the living room, with you inside, for all the other tenants to …
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The Only Things Trix Kills Are Toys
Yup, it’s official. I have a pansy for a guide dog. She’s the wussiest wuss that ever was. We already know that she lets other dogs jump on her and try to hump her, and will cower under the desk at another house where there’s a dog, but this weekend, she was the biggest scaredy …
Feed Tweaks
Here’s another one of those boring “We’re messing with things again” posts. But we are, so here it is. Don’t worry, it’s just The RSS feed, which you can subscribe to by going here. The changes shouldn’t cause any problems, but if they do, or the changes make it look butt ugly or something, let …
Didn’t Your Mother Tell You It’s Rude To Stare?
I know people like to stare at blind people, especially when those blind people have guide dogs. To all the people who stare, I may not see you, but sometimes others do and point it out. I’m not unaware of the staring phenomenon. If you’re curious, I’d much rather you come up and talk to …
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Talk About Lasting Scars
Here are some people who are going to need some therapy. A 58-year-old Wal-Mart employee set himself on fire in a parking lot. Some people saw him do it and tried to put out the blaze with their coats but he threw the coats off. he was pronounced dead at a hospital burn unit. Is …
Fire And Lice
Note to everyone out there. If you get lice, for god’s sake, don’t try to kill them with gasoline. There are shampoos, even tea tree oil is apparently good. But when you use gasoline, things don’t go well, as the family and friends of Jessica Brooks are now horribly aware. Jessica suffered serious burns when …
There’s A Guy who Won’t Be Renting Cars Anytime Soon
What the hell? How drunk, or messed up on drugs, do you have to be to think it’s a good idea to set a small fire in your car to keep warm? I don’t know, but I think Patrick Larue does.
Oh I’m So Easily Amused
Oh man. We have ourselves a double wammy. the headline is awesome, and there is an aptly-named fellow in the story. The headline? Cop makes arrest in bathroom after smelling crack. So now they don’t just respond to toe-tapping, eh? And the name of the arresting officer? John Lines. Hahahahahaha. Awesome. A story doesn’t get …