this kid should teach Darren I can’t find the office of my place of employment so won’t show up for the interview Mirren a thing or two. he got stabbed, and still came to the interview on time, did the interview, and then they noticed blood on his leg and got him some help. Now …
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We’re Doin’ The Shuffle, The 25-Song Shuffle
Oh my my. Barb tagged Steve and I to do this funky music quiz. So off I go. here are the rules. Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle.Step 2: Post the first line from the first 25 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing. See which of your friends can name the most …
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Are You Arresting The Drugs Or My Mom?
It looks really funny that a woman being accused of giving her daughter and her friend some marijuana to smoke is sporting the name Jodi Weed. The poor woman is doomed before the trial begins.
Baby Terrorists?
Yup, it’s official. Rachel Jones is crazy. Who is Rachel Jones? She’s that crackpot who was hearing pro-Islamic phrases in her daughter’s doll. Now, she heard the phrase again, this time in the Nintendo game Baby Pals. Yeah, Rachel, because the doll and the game used the same source. If you listen to the news …
Here, Kiddy Kiddy Kiddy
How did this guy get away? he can’t honestly think that sitting across from a playground and yelling on a loudspeaker for kids to come over to his truck and pet his dog would be a good way to abduct some kids. It had to have been a joke. Or was it? Hopefully he can …
Apostrophes Dont matter? Thats A Stupid Claim
Guess where this is from. did you guess the UK? If you did, give yourself a big gold star. The city of Birmingham has decided that there shall be no apostrophes on its street signs. why is this? Because they’re too confusing, you see. Confusing? I would think having no apostrophes would make things more …
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Not A Good Kind Of Pole-Dancing
Man, the news is awesome today. Here’s our latest in the hahahahahahahaha you guys suck files. two prisoners were handcuffed together and they were being led somewhere. They bolted to get away…and then fell down and were pepper sprayed…and then got up, got out the door, got across the street…and then met a pole and …
And Don’t Forget, To Give Me Back My…Surgically Implanted Body Parts?
Oh boy. the Wacko parade continues. This guy got dumped by his girlfriend so decided goddamn it, I paid for her breast implants, I’m going to get ’em back even if I have to cut ’em out! This is right up there with the guy who wants his kidney back that he donated to his …
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This Would Definitely Be A Crazy Driver
I saw this story yesterday, but didn’t have time to post it. The crazies were really out in full force. Our latest is Veronica Hollifield, who smashed up a few people’s cars, ripped apart a church lobby, and then drove her car completely eratically, although slooowly, sending pedestrians running like scared rabbits in all directions. …
I wonder How Many People Had Cravings For Wings
Having 200 gallons of hot wing sauce spill into the street would profoundly suck. I also get amused by a picture of someone’s car being “engulfed by sauce” even though that too would profoundly suck. And I know whhy they had to do it, but the image of a Haz-mat team cleaning up wing sauce …
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