Ug. Just reading this makes me gag. That officer is awesome. If that dog wasn’t a chocolate lab before, he would have looked like one when they pulled him out of that sewage tank packed full of shit. Just the thought that he leapt into a tank of human feces and only human feces makes …
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Why No, Officer, I Wasn’t Speeding
Ok, this senior citizen needs to never get behind the wheel again. Luckily nobody was hurt, but dear lord! His wife sent him out to get some food, and the poor old guy got lost and somehow ended up going down the wrong side of Interstate 80 for 40 miles, even driving over stop sticks …
Did He Flush His Brain Down The Toilet?
Here’s a very stupid guy. If I were him, I’d give up any criminal involvement. It’s safer if he’d just live an honest life because then he won’t have to worry about getting busted. This guy was in a bathroom calling about a drug deal. yeah, the bathroom in a police station. But oh no, …
Cold Hands, Even Colder Hearts
Wow. This day is full of evil stories. Here’s a whole troop of heartless people who plotted to leave their former friend in the woods in freezing temperatures because she was suing the insurance company of one of them. They got this whole plan cooked up, supposedly inviting her to a party with them, so …
Way, Hey, Boom, And Up She Goes
Yikes. don’t play with M-80’s. And if you’re stupid enough to do that, don’t put one between your legs and cover it with your hand to muffle the explosion.Just ask this guy.
>Sacrificial Lam
>Good god. This is one of the most frightening things I’ve read in a while. I actually kinda shrieked when I saw this. Oumar Lam’s girlfriend came home to find him lying naked on a couch near a candle-lit altar. He attacked her on the bed and tried to suffocate her and drag her towards …
Wesley Willis Meets Songsmith?
The comment Thread under the White Wedding Songsmith post is a great place full of other nice Songsmith butcherings. it also got me thinking about something. What would it sound like if somebody took the vocal tracks from Wesley Willis songs and pumped them through Songsmith? Ooo. That would be a whole new kind of …
The Attendees are Deaf and Blind, The presenters Are Dumb
This sounds like a great product, but does anyone see a flaw in its promotion? Greg Stillson Highlights HumanWare’s DeafBlind Communicator That Opens Communication Lines for Deaf-Blind on Tek Talk Monday, February 2, 2009 Most agree that every person should have the opportunity to fully access the world around them and have the freedom to …
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I know He Might Think the Lawyer And The Jury Were Shitheads, But…
Yuck! A long time ago, I read about a dude showing up for court in a suit, tie, and a covering of feces. Now, another dude has slathered his lawyer with his feces and heaved the rest at a juror. Because of that, there’s been a mistrial. I wonder how many of those stunts he’ll …
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He thought He’d Drop In For Lunch
Hmmm. Does this belong in the food-related crimes files? Well I guess it does, but it belongs in a few categories. Alex Cupczinski had a good thing goin’ on. He would break into people’s vacation homes, eat and drink from their fridges and cupboards, take some electronics, and even wear their clothes. Then, he screwed …