Here’s another sign that there are a lot of lonely Japanese out there. A company makes a toy for adults that acts like it’s listening to them. Apparently it looks like a small potted plant and it nods its leaves when it hears sound. They even advertise it as something to listen to you when …
Author Archives: Carin Headrick
Swingin’ In The Rain
Can anyone out there tell me how it’s possible to swing one’s genetals? When I think “swing,” I think of swinging a bat or a stick. I guess a penis is a stick, but…is it ever big enough to swing? And I’m not talking about things that happen in a porno either.
What’s In A Name? A Visit From Family Services
Wow. I guess Adolph Hitler Campbell and company have been taken by family services. Nobody’s being clear on why they were taken, some are even being unclear on whether they were taken at all, but it sounds like something is going on, because there’s going to be a hearing on where they’ll live for the …
Continue reading “What’s In A Name? A Visit From Family Services”
Watch The Watch. No, Watch Your Money!
Maybe I’m stupid, but isn’t throwing away $100 an hour for a hypnotist to convince you you’re a millionaire counterproductive? If you put that money away, you would know how much money you had and you wouldn’t need to be hypnotized. But maybe they’re halfway to being filthy rich. They’re already throwing money away on …
USBang
Is it really a good idea to stick your wang into something connected to your computer via USB? But that’s exactly what the creators of RealTouch want people to do. A guy is supposed to hook it to a computer, and then put “a body part of a man’s choosing” into the other end, log …
Bird Poop in Aisle 3
Here’s something else weird that happened to me when I was home for the holidays. I got a new braille watch which is awesome. Because braille watches are watches that you use by opening the face and touching the hands, they get more ware than your average watch. They get dirty. the latch that holds …
Dream Baby
Here we go into the land of carin’s dreams. I wasn’t going to blog this one because it was just weird, but Steve said that’s exactly why I should. Ok, I dreamed I had a baby, but it had to come out of my skull! Yup. That’s what I said. All I remember was that …
Rogers Is Eating things It Calls spam
Remember the other day when I was talking about how much my spam had gone down? I’m beginning to figure out why. Yahoo, who handles the Rogers email, has started doing some spam autofiltering, rejecting messages before I even see them. I figured that out when my friend Jen said she was trying to send …
All I Want For Christmas Is A Sense Of Appreciation And Respect for others
Listen, Heath Blom and Randi Young. This is not an example of a bad christmas. It is a sign of an utterly failed relationship. Randi Young, you decided to leave him. I think you should complete the process. Noone should a. complain about getting a Nintendo Wii for Christmas and b. grab you by the …
Continue reading “All I Want For Christmas Is A Sense Of Appreciation And Respect for others”
A Frisky Trixie Christmas
Hey everybody. I’m back again. I figure if Carin gets to talk about the holidays, so can I. so I got my picture done with this Santa guy. What a letdown that was. He wasn’t that special. I didn’t like him too much because they made me sit with him and Carin stood away from …