Rescue Me, After You Fill Out This form, Rescue Me…

Oh my god. Just don’t go to the UK. Why not? Not only will you likely not be helped if you fall in the water and appear to be drowning, if you need rescuing by the coastguard, they are being asked to fill out a big old form before they go rescue you so they …

I Guess That’s A Choice

Here’s something stupid I got from my Snopes newsletter. They’re usually good for a few things. apparently there’s an email going around screaming about what will happen if the Freedom of Choice Act goes into law. Ok, whatever. Some of those claims are contentious, some our just outright scare tactics. but people can believe what …

If You Slipped in a Bathtub and Can No longer View Images, You May Be Entitled To A Huge Random Blog Post

I had a few thoughts going through my head, so thought I’d write them down. Every so often I get the CNIB newsletter, and at the top, there’s a link that makes me chuckle, cackle, giggle and guffaw. It says “If you have trouble seeing images, click here.” Heeheeheehehehehe. I know what they’re trying to …

Hungry Criminals

Lately, although neither of us have blogged about them, we’ve heard about people hitting other people with bagels, cheeseburgers, tacos, sandwiches on more than one occasion, and of course there was the infamous sausage assault and hot cookie torture. then there were the fights over what was for dinner. there was the guy who smacked …

Lady, Ever Heard Of A Cab?

This whole sequence of events is wacked out to the max. Tia Ross, a 25-year-old mother of 3, goes out with a dude for her birthday. Then at some point, he decides to go home and check on his children…and never comes back. What an asshole. If she was too hammerd for him, he should …

My My, Such Big Words To Describe Such Childish Acts

Wow, there are some not so fine specimens hanging out at this buffet here, but the best part of the story was the way it was written. A dude bumped into a “lady”, or so she insisted. They apparently knew each other. She called him fat and said he didn’t need any more food, or …