Ok, here’s something that baffles me. I ask what I think is a simple question, but nobody can answer it. Maybe someone can tell me what’s so hard about this question. the question is… … Am I on the sidewalk? Now, what’s so hard about this question? It’s snowy. the sidewalk is hard to find. …
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Dog Day Caught On Tape
I gotta remember to do this next time. I think this is the best idea ever. Jeff Bishop is going for guide dog training. He’s keeping a training log on his blog. He got his dog on Sunday. But what he did, which was super uber cool, was he recorded his greeting with his dog. …
It’s Not Easy Being Green Part II
Over the course of having trixie, I’ve learned a lot of stuff. Some I had to learn quickly, some tidbits have floated in slowly. One thing I hadn’t given a lot of thought to, until recently, was poop bags. When I got Babs, I tried to prepare as much as I could, even though that …
Eating A Doughnut And Abortion Rights. Yeah, They’re So Similar
Um, erm, uh, what? I’m trying to follow this chain of logic. On the day of Obama’s inauguration, Krispy Kreme is giving a free doughnut of the customer’s choice to each customer. They say it’s to celebrate the people’s freedom to choose their new president. But some anti-abortion nutcakes have decided that no, no, any …
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I’m Having A Party. Hopefully The Loot Bag Will Show Up Later
I understand there are mixed reactions towards vaccinating kids against Chicken Pox. But what I don’t understand are the parents who hold Chicken Pox Parties. Yup, you heard that right. A parent of a kid with Chicken Pox puts up an ad, and people come over, some of them driving for hours, to encourage their …
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Hey John Rempel, Interested In Some Ocean Front Property In Arizona?
Usually, when a story like that of sobbing John Rempel comes to light, we say “What an idiot!” But in this case, we have to say “What a whole family of idiots!” This guy got one of those emails promissing heaps and heaps of dough from a deceased but previously unknown relative’s estate, if he’d …
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Being Grounded? That’s Something They Did In The Olden Days
Remember back in June when that girl took her dad to court for grounding her? Remember how I said I saw bad things on the horizon? Well, here they come. It’s not so much that he’s asking what the rights of parents are, it’s the fact that a court might define them even more strictly. …
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Give Me All Your…Water?
You know you’re down on your luck when you try to rob a bank and the bank has moved, so there you are, waving your gun around the Water District Office. I would kill to see the look on that dude’s face when he realized that, in fact, they didn’t have any money, it’s not …
Shoplift ‘Til You Drop Evidence
Hey LaKeitha Watson-Atkinson, how the hell did you manage to shove 6 purses into your pants? That’s impressive. More impressively, how did you manage to get smoked by your getaway car twice? Even more, how did you not end up seriously injured right there? But the funniest part is even though you managed to get …
Deal With The Tooth, the Whole tooth, And Nothing But The Tooth
I mentioned a dentist who liked to give chest massages, um, apparently in an attempt to illeviate a rare jaw disorder in my original pile of dentists from hell, but since that link is no longer working, I can’t verify if this one, Mark Anderson, is the same guy. If he isn’t, well we can …
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