The Smarter Criminals Will Needle Him For This In Prison

I really think our drug-dealing apartment dweller has moved on. If not, it’s someone just as dumb. Instead of just asking random folk who pass him by, he decided to post flyers in the neighbourhood saying “heroin for sale” complete with his address, phone number, and name! Not surprisingly, the police got very interested and …

Anybody Wanna Help A Dork Update Phone Firmware

I feel like I just keep asking for stuff, but here goes. I’ve talked a lot about my Nokia N86. Well, I’ve discovered that it and Talks aren’t too kind to me when I’m using the web browser. For some reason, no matter how hard I try, I can’t enter text into edit fields. All …

Anybody Heading From #Guelph to Kitchener? Could You Use An Extra Passenger?

Remember back a few days ago when I said I would post more until life had other plans? Well, life already had other plans, and they take effect on Monday. Hopefully I’ll be around here still a fair bit, but it could be a little touch and go for a while. Remember when I talked …

There Has To Be An Answer, But What Is It?

Something got me thinking the other day. And when I get thinking, I end up thinking of weird things. While construction workers were busy remastering Guelph, part of the work involved digging up streets to do sewer lines etc. While they were busy going diggity diggity root root yank, they hit a gas line, and …

Rape Threats Over Blog Entries? Seriously?

Someone retweeted this article about the things another blogger goes through because she blogs about women’s rights, and I’m in shock. The most we’ve ever gotten was some poorly-written hate mail. I can’t imagine actually getting threats that would make me live in fear. Even scarier is that she’s not alone. According to this, not …

Started Off A Witness, Became A Suspect

I’ve heard of other people joining in to rob a place once someone had smashed a window. But I don’t often hear about the ones who join in reporting the initial crime and saying they were witnesses. Well, the ones who called it in have now been arrested, and funnily enough, the first guy is …

Ouch. Can’t Think Of Any Better Title

Really, this story doesn’t need much else said. I mean, all you need are the words Man Stabbed In Scrotum With Hypodermic Needle and the flinching begins. I don’t even possess a scrotum and I’m shrieking imagining the agony. And to make things worse, part of the needle broke off inside. Ow ow ow ow …

Things To Do: Waste Time, Bore My Followers…

If I’d had any sense, I should have put this next thing up the day Steve wrote about the ability to make twit tickets. But since I don’t, it goes up today. For some inexplicable reason, someone has come up with the ability for people to write their to do list using Twitter. It’s called …

An Old Poem Has A New Reader

Sorry I haven’t written much over the past while. Believe me, I have a pile of stuff that caught my attention, and hopefully I won’t completely forget it all. Plus, I want to have something in the Assistance Dog Blog carnival, and the deadline is coming up…fast. So hopefully that means more posts from me…unless …