YouTube threw this at me today, and I watched it, because it’s Carlin. I’ve heard all of it before (lots of it more than once), but I still hung on every word because even though he’s been dead for nearly 20 years and these bits are mostly much older than that, it’s astounding how relevant …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Make America Metal Again
If Donald Trump has to exist, at least we can make him do something useful like sing “Run To The Hills”. Or “For Whom the Bell Tolls”. Or any of the other things you can find on the Lars von Retriever Metal Trump YouTube channel.
He Doesn’t Sound Much Smarter This Way, Either
This would be so much funnier if the moron wasn’t currently in the midst of egging on world war 3, but listening to Hank Azaria read Donald Trump quotes in the voices of his various Simpsons characters is still awfully, awfully great. Moe, Chief Wiggum, Professor Frink, Superintendent Chalmers, Cletus, Dr. Nick, Disco Stu, Snake, …
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He Deserves The Piece Prize, Not The Peace Prize
I feel indescribably horrible for this woman. Handing over one of the highest honours a person can achieve in a lifetime to a self-obsessed, miserable manbaby who by no objective, reality-based measure deserves to be within 10000 miles of it in the hopes that it will appease him sufficiently that he will allow you even …
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Every Band You Pay
I realize that I’m maybe super mega oversimplifying things here, but goddamn is it ever stupid that bands fight over songwriting credits. I was in a band once. I’ve also pitched in here and there to help my musical friends with things they’ve written. Most of that stuff never wound up getting released, and anything …
How Could They!?
When St. Anne’s Mercy Hospital announced it had a cancer wing, an outpouring of community support followed. But now, patients and donors say it was all a scam.
Attaboy, Mark!
I always get a good chuckle out of This Week in Unnecessary Censorship, but when this one got to the part about the UFC champion I thought I was going to cry. I was going to start the embed at that segment, but really, just watch the whole thing. It’s another case of comedians making …
The Artful Codger
This randomly popped up in my YouTube feed, so I thought I’d share it. I like being able to do my part to help out a hot young comic. I wasn’t familiar with Andy Huggins, but hopefully I’ll get to see more before he runs out of time.
What An Idiot It Is
Normally I don’t have a lot of time for people who complain that true but unflattering things about them can be easily Googled (we don’t edit Hitler out of the war footage because it makes his family feel bad), but the key word there is true. Because while it’s one thing to have to wear …
What Else Would It Be About
Landslide was already a great song, but the educational component really puts it over the top, I think. I’ll be taking cover, too.