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There was a time when something like the United States Secretary of Education not knowing the difference between technology and steak sauce would be remembered and ridiculed for years, like Dan Quayle and his “potatoe”. But nowadays? Barely registers. There really are just too many goofy ass motherfuckers in this timeline. “I heard, I think …
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I’m going to go ahead and blame the rampant shittiness that has been life the last few years for it, but I’m still kinda disappointed in myself for not having gotten around to listening to Dolly Parton’s “Rockstar” album even though it came out like two damn years ago. Here she is, from that album, …
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I don’t understand this thing lately where a mistake is made, someone gets angry, the mistake is fixed, but then the angry person feels the need to cause a disturbance anyway. Also, the best chain restaurant biscuits are Red Lobster’s and it’s not close, but the ones at Popeyes aren’t bad, in case you were …
Back in March, our friend Jason (the one with the book), was a guest on The Agenda with Steve Paikin. During the segment he talked about that book, and also shared some stories from his rather interesting life. You can watch it here: Jason Dunkerley was born with a condition that has rendered him blind …
Whether or not you truly are owed a free cookie, I understand putting up a bit of a fight for it if you think you are. Hell, it’s McDonald’s. They can afford to give you one even if you’re wrong. But this seems juuuuuust a tad overboard, no? Hendricks, a fast food manager herself it …
I’m not going to slag this woman too much for being taken in by the there is a problem with your computer, please contact support scam. I’ve had to bail a couple of nervous people out of that thing in my day. Thankfully they were smart enough to call me instead of the number on …
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Sometimes, little kids are a little too honest. Get Carin to tell you her surprise blueberries story sometime if she hasn’t already. Or there’s the time I walked proudly into the house on my dad’s birthday, handed him the present in my hand and said “Happy birthday, dad! Here’s your hammer! Mom’s coming in with …
Cambridge man arrested for hate-motivated attack on bus: WRPS It’s not just the headline. the entire story is written in such a way as to suggest that this person was attacking a bus. The photo at the top is of a bus. The only other person we’re ever told about is the busdriver. And in …
Viral video sparks debate about shopping cart etiquette Not sure what the debate is here. Put your fuckin’ cart back when you’re done with it, ya lazy cunt is literally the only correct answer to this so-called conundrum. If you’re healthy enough to take it out, traipse around the store with it and then get …
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It’s not me. Still not me… And barring a horrible coincidence, your device did not die around the last minute or so of the video.