Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
This is historically the sort of thing I would tear a strip off of idiots for getting sucked into, but I’m not sure I can do that anymore. Not because this particular woman is old, old people are vulnerable and making fun of vulnerable people is wrong, though. To hell with that nonsense. I don’t …
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Excluding the last few weeks, I believe I’ve thought about the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool approximately 0 times in my entire life. Actually make that one time, because we know some people who saw it while travelling some years ago and told us about it when they came back. They thought it was nice, as …
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Discounted Burger King is still Burger King so on one level I understand, but seriously, who ever heard of threatening someone for giving you a break? Here’s a video version of the story that the uploader won’t let me embed, because much like our friend here he must also hate things that are helpful to …
I imagine that there’s someone reading this who could provide me with a long and involved explanation of how swearing as we know it actually came to be and that I would find it rather interesting. I could probably even look one up myself, if I wanted to. But for now I think I’ll stick …
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People trying to do an innocent thing and running headlong into porn instead is nothing new. Replace the words QR code in this story with phone number and you’ve got a tale as old as time. In fact, it’s one that I wouldn’t even have bothered to mention had CTV Kitchener not given us all …
“Driving around with alcohol and cocaine in your system and getting into an accident is definitely bad.” “Maybe, but what if that accident were to kill a guy who was driving around with alcohol and meth in his?” “Nope, still bad. But thanks…I guess? “You know what? I think I’m gonna try to avoid roads …
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I got picked a few times to play handbells in our school concerts when I was a kid. I can’t remember a single one of the songs we did, but I can assure you none of them were as complicated or as fun as this looks.
There is an absolute crap ton of math going on here that I 100 percent do not understand, but it’s nice to know that I have options as it relates to the disposal of my enemies. On The Fuel Efficiency of Launching My Enemies Into The Sun The biggest problem I face now is which …
If you’re a politician and you disagree with a court ruling, it’s fine to say so. By all means, feel free to calmly and rationally explain your issues with the judge’s decision and maybe even muse about possible next steps that your government may take if applicable. But at no time should you go out …
If you’ve spent oh, let’s say about 20 minutes online in your lifetime, you’ve probably run into one of those “verify you are human” or “I am not a robot” things. Most of the time, it’s a simple enough operation to prove you’re a person and move on with your day. Annoying for people with …