It’s a great day to pull the shorts off, head out the door and take a dump near a buttload of tourists.
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
California March
I am a fan of neither Star Wars nor Katy Perry, but I certainly enjoyed this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ6zf-n1nZ0
I Think I’ll Listen To Some Sting And Go To Sleep For A While
Here’s one for Carin. As we’ve mentioned, she loves these. Make her day, they do. A 20-year-old man nearly lost his life getting stung thousands of times by bees after accidentally cutting into a nest while tree trimming. Austin Bellamy remains on a ventilator in a medically induced coma at the University of Cincinnati Medical …
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Happy Whatever You Call The Day After Canada Day
Hope everyone is having a nice long weekend. We are, and I’m sure glad that our biggest plans were for yesterday when it turned out to be beautiful and not today when it’s been raining pretty much straight through for the last seven hours. I know some people who are supposed to be at an …
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Say It Right!
This gets pretty weird by the end, but it kind of made me laugh because I have an old friend who says “melk” and I’ve always thought that was strange since he can pronounce everything else.
There Ain’t Nothin’ Wrong With The Radio
Do you put the radio on for the dog when you go out? It won’t keep your pet calm, study finds Science is science I guess, but anecdotally, I’m not buying this one. I can’t speak for Domino yet because he’s only been here for a few weeks and we haven’t needed to leave him …
May 2023s Best News Bloopers
Is a fear of butterflies a common thing? And on the subject of butterflies, maybe it’s just Carin and I, but does anyone who comes from around KW/Guelphish remember the commercial for I want to say the Butterfly Conservatory with the little kid at the end saying “A butterfly might land on you!”? And if …
Nice Gun. Mine’s Bigger. Behave.
I shall do my best to remove the images evoked by the words “75-year-old nudist” from my mind and focus on what’s truly important here, but please excuse any shuddering induced typos in the following text. I have never been to a nude beach and have no plans to partake in such activities in the …
And Now, A Musical Interlude
Here’s Waylon Jennings with his classic, “You’ve Got a Homely Daddy That’ll Walk the Line”. I can’t pin that one on my dad the way I can with so many of these. This one’s all on me, I’m afraid. I was a small child, but still. But fear not, I can still go back to …
Dominouch
I may need to think twice about watching wrestling when Domino is around, because it appears he’s mastering the art of the foreign object. He likes to come over while you’re sitting down and put his front paws up on you. This has evolved into a game with him and I where sometimes I’ll try …