It’s been a while since we’ve had a food feud type story, and I’ll be honest, this one has me more than a little confused. I’m going to go on ahead and hope this guy is just slow, and not this much of an idiot/anger management reject. A South Carolina woman returned home from the …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
United Breaks Dog Life Expectancy
Oh United, you endless source of material you. The 140-pound Mastiff traveled from Miami to San Francisco via Houston in August. The owner had made the trip with his pet before with no problems, but on an 85 degree day in Houston, he was horrified to see that Bam Bam the dog was transported to …
RIM Speedwagon
I want Research In Motion to do well, I really do. You all know how I feel about competition in marketplaces, plus RIM, in its day, was one of the greatest innovators in cell phone history and easily could be again. Oh, and we can’t forget that they’re a huge part of the local economy …
We Can’t Wait For Apple 5!
Since I got my iPhone 4, one of the questions I’m constantly asked is why didn’t you get the 4S, or better yet, get the 5 as soon as it comes out? I already took the time to answer that here, but now that I’ve seen this, that answer is far from complete. You see, …
Is There A Lack Of Oxygen To His Brain?
I present to you Mitt Romney, United States presidential candidate. Romney’s wife, Ann, was in attendance, and the candidate spoke of the concern he had for her when her plane had to make an emergency landing Friday en route to Santa Monica because of an electrical malfunction. “I appreciate the fact that she is on …
That’s Not Why They Call Them Jackasses, Sir
In spite of what some of you may think of a few of my grade school dating choices, I’ve never been caught having sex with a donkey. But if I were, I’d be doing my best to keep a really low profile and make sure that as few people as possible found out. but that’s …
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It Is High…It Is Far…It Is…Never Mind
Help me out. I’m having trouble deciding if, based on this video, the little bit of John Sterling I listen to qualifies as way too much or not nearly enough. Best of John Sterling Bloopers
Yunel Escobar Is Not A Smart Person And It’s Been Nice Knowing Him
Since I returned yesterday from an in some ways traumatizing but hopefully ultimately successful apartment hunt, all I’ve been hearing about is Yunel Escobar and his homophobic eye black. I don’t want to get all high and mighty about this, because I’d be a serious hypocrite if I did. I think gay jokes can be …
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NHL: No Hockey League?
And…It’s happened. Because the rinky dink Mickey Mouse outfit dressed up as a pro sports league they call the NHL can’t get its shit together, we have no hockey. Again. that’s right, we’re now entering the 4th labour dispute in 20 years. How the fuck do things like this happen? You have to be a …
First Post From The iPhone
I have no idea how this is going to go or even if it will go at all, but let’s try. Oh, and apologies in advance for the typos. I have no idea what I want to write about here. I’m doing this more just to see if I can. Right now I’m sitting in …