We’re all being beaten over the head with reminders about and coverage of the regular Olympics. They start soon, in case you haven’t heard. But the Paralympics, as usual, aren’t getting nearly the time and space. So since we know a few people going over to compete and because these things need all the publicity …
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Tonight, Doom Begins
Tonight is the 1000th episode of Monday Night Raw. It’s a solid run, but congratulating WWE is not why we’re here. We’re here because tonight also marks the night that Raw goes to three hours. Every week. forever. Well, at least until somebody important realizes how monumentally stupid an idea this is and puts it …
We Live!…Kind Of
So…sure has been a while, eh? Seems that last time either of us wrote something it was July 11th. It’s now July 21st. I’d say I was sorry for the quiet time, but honestly, I’d be lying if I were to do that. Carin still exists but not around here so much, and to be …
Programs You Should Have And Some Suggestions For Thunderbird
Believe it or not, this place is about more than fools and their genitals. Sometimes stopping bye each day might just net you something useful, and now might just be one of those times. Lifehacker has released what they’re calling the Lifehacker Pack for Windows. It’s their list of what they think are the most …
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Hey Ladies, Wanna See My Rockwood?
It seems there’s another indecent exposure enthusiast on the loose in the Guelph area. NO, it’s not me, assholes! So since it would be nice if the police catch this creep and because there’s rarely a bad time for another wooded area joke, here’s the story. The incidents have taken place at the Rockwood Conservation …
What’s More Little League, The Baseball Or The Criminals
This sounds like something straight out of a fairy tale gone a bit wrong. Police were notified just before midnight Thursday that someone was making a lot of noise at the Rolando Little League snack bar in Rolando Park on Vigo Drive, La Mesa police Sgt. Colin Atwood said. When officers arrived they found the …
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When The Police Tell You You Have The Wrong Number, They’re Probably Right
And now, today’s reminder to always make sure you’re calling the right person. Yes, police do like prostitutes, but not usually in the way you’re intending, Mr. Pimp Guy. Police in Middletown, Conn., arrested a man and woman after the couple allegedly called an on-duty police officer and offered up a prostitute. According to police, …
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Today’s The Day The Teddy Bears Have Their Virginity Stolen
How was I not familiar with the work of Charles Marshall? Clearly I’m slipping and must do better. The 28-year-old Ohio man was recently arrested for the fourth time in two years for doing the same thing. That thing is public masturbation with a teddy bear assistant. Three of those arrests resulted in convictions. Charles …
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The Lights Aren’t On, And Nobody’s Home, Either
I shouldn’t have to tell any of you this, but since this kind of crap happens with such stunning regularity, I shall. No, people of Atlanta or anywhere else, President Obama will not pay your utility bills for you if you give the nice man on the phone your Social Security number and banking information. …
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Pilots
Sighted folks I don’t know well love telling me this joke. The funny part is that just about all of them think I’m going to be offended but tell it anyway. Is this a common thing? does it happen to other classes of people? “So Dave, you’re Jewish, are ya? I’ve got a good joke, …