Today’s The Day The Teddy Bears Have Their Virginity Stolen

How was I not familiar with the work of Charles Marshall? Clearly I’m slipping and must do better.

The 28-year-old Ohio man was recently arrested for the fourth time in two years for doing the same thing. That thing is public masturbation with a teddy bear assistant. Three of those arrests resulted in convictions.

Charles Marshall, 28, was arrested Wednesday evening after employees at a health clinic spotted him pleasuring himself in an alley. Marshall was cited for disorderly conduct.

Municipal Court records show that Marshall has already been convicted three times of engaging in public indecency/disorderly conduct with a teddy bear. The misdemeanor counts resulted in short jail sentences and small fines for Marshall.

Marshall’s first arrest was a pretty good one. He was caught doing his thing in the men’s room of a public library in February of 2010, which got him banned from every library in Hamilton County. He was also arrested in November of the ssame year as well as August of 2011. That last one was trouble, as he got dinged for doing it in a place where minors were likely present. I can’t figure out where that place was, but I’ll let you know if I do.

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