Oh United Kingdom, you can be so, so sad. It’s the traditional sound which has greeted the start of children’s sack races, sprints and egg and spoon challenges for generations. And when Gartocharn Primary School in Dunbartonshire secured the services of the London Olympics chief starter for their own sports day, the school must have …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Get Hard. Fly Upright
And now, Leonard Sawyerr shows us how to go from being a lawyer to a former lawyer, based on this account of a recent airplane ride. Sawyerr insisted the arm rest between he and [a] woman remain raised to eliminate any physical barrier and…during the flight he continuously asked her personal questions. When efforts to …
Hot Like Wasabi When I Bust…You In The Face With Your Jeans
You really can make a weapon out of just about anything. In this case, we’re dealing in wasabi covered designer pants. A 22-year-old college student was arrested for attacking his girlfriend with her $200 designer jeans that he covered with wasabi sauce. John McGuinness, a student at Springfield College in Massachusetts, doused his girlfriend’s jeans …
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I Just Unlocked The Best Idea Ever Badge
I’m not the type to brag, but sometimes I’m pretty sure I’m a freakin genius. If nothing else you can mark me down as being good for tossing a solid idea or two out there now and then. Here’s one of those, and I think it may be up there with the best I’ve ever …
What Time Is It? I Don’t Know, But It’s Not Time To Take That Police Station Clock
One thing about master criminals, or any criminals really. they never know when enough is enough. Take Dennis W. Baugham and Michael A. Marquez, for example. The pair made off with a shopping cart and a whack of new camping gear from a nearby store, but forgot the don’t draw attention to yourself rule that …
When Ya Gotta Go, Ya Gotta Go Quietly
After a night on the town, a young woman brought a new friend home for a late-night drink. “You can’t make any noise,” she warned him. “My parents are upstairs and if they find out they’ll kill us.” Things started getting heated on the sofa, but after a while alcohol got the better of the …
Rooster Race
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years. The farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn’t hurt anything. So he buys a young cock from the local rooster emporium, and turns him …
The Hunter And The Bear
A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty 22-gauge rifle with him. After a while, he spots a very large bear, takes aim, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone. A moment later, the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, “No one shoots …
Because It’s Friday, Have A Big Batch Of Jokes!
*Q: What are the two biggest lies in Poland? A: The cheque is in your mouth and I won’t come in the mail. *I just had a bowl of maize. It took me an hour to get my spoon out. *A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor, crawled painfully onto a …
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Silas Young: Pro Wrestling’s Last Real Man
I can’t put my finger on exactly what it is, but there’s something about this Silas Young hype video that I just love. I seriously think it’s one of the best I’ve seen in years. In a couple of minutes, you know his name and you understand who he is and who he isn’t. You …
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