A Cool Piece Of Blue Jays History: Audio Of Their First Home Run

I’m not sure exactly where this came from, but I’m glad it’s here. This is audio of Tom Cheek’s call of the first ever home run in Toronto Blue Jays history.It was hit by Doug Ault on april 7th, 1977, the Blue Jays home opener. Ault hit 2 homers that day, helping the Jays to …

Finally Some News Worth Watching

This is pretty cool. The Onionisgetting its own show on the Independent Film Channel.The show will be called Onion News Network which I assume means it will be similar to the videos that are already posted online under that name, and will begin airing next year. “It just seems to us, CNN, Fox News and …

A Couple Of Late So Longs

I want to take a second to mention a couple of deaths that I’ve been meaning to post about but haven’t for one reason or another. First isFess Parker,most famous for playing the roles of Davey Crockett and Daniel Boone. He was 85. My dad really loved both characters and watched them whenever he could, …

Hey Prick, Can You Help A Brother Out?

Somewhat perhaps maybe kinda ok idea: Flagging down a police officer and asking for a ride to the nearest town.Poor idea: Doing so by flipping the officer the bird.You’re pretty stupid and should probably refrain from coming up with ideas:Doing the above while carrying 2 stolen credit cards, an iPod charger and a GPS unit. …

How Many Fools Does It Take To Write A Bad Cheque? That Depends, Are We Talking English Or French?

If your plan for scoring yourself some easy cash involves creating a fake federal government cheque and then trying to cash it, it is always wise to make sure thatthe amounts you write out in English and French are what they’re supposed to be. This important detail was overlooked by an unidentified 36-year-old man who …

I Think It Might Be Their Time To Quit

You know you’re way too into smoking when you figure out how to escape from prison, do so with apparent ease, find a store, steal a wack of cigarettes from it and thenuse your escape hatch to get back into the jail you had just broken out of. Believe it or not, somebody really did …

2 People, 1 Guitar

Here’s something for the musicians in the crowd. I’m not sure about you, but for me this is the kind of stuff that makes me feel like I should consider giving up and trying something else…and I can’t even play the guitar! I can’t imagine how people who can feel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Evh0plIXZEs I’m not sure who …

Talk Softly And Carry An Empty Bag

It appears to be robbery story day around here. Now that we’ve discussedhowandhow notto eat your note, it’s time for our next lesson. that lesson is simple. Speak up, lest your attempt fail as did that ofCarlie McDuffie. The incident happened at approximately 10:38 a.m. at the Family Dollar, 2120 Saxon Blvd. The clerk told …

Pac-Man Vs. A Police Search

Earlier today Carin postedthe story of Lois Harvey, the woman who tried to cover up her involvement in an attempted bank heist by chowing down on the hold-up note. Well, never one to be outdone at least sometimes, I’ve found another case of somebody doing the same thing, but apparently with more success. John H. …