I’m Not Circling, I’m Trying To Get Away

If this post seems a little disjointed don’t worry, that’s how it’s supposed to be. I thought I’d try doing a bad song review the way I do them in emails to people, stream of consciousness as it plays, without much editing. Not sure I’ll do it again, but it’s fun to try new things …

Dear HMV: Thanks For Most Of The Songs, But It Should Have Been All Of Them

I just finished picking out and downloading my10 free songsfromHMV Digital.Thanks for all the suggestions, ya bastards. Quite the helpful bunch you all are. Don’t worry, I probably wouldn’t have wanted to suggest anything either. Anyway, I figure I’ll list what I bought and then do a little complaining. Colin James – Chicks ‘N Cars …

And It’s One License Plate And You’re Out At The Old Police Investigation

In case anyone was wondering, yes, the rule aboutnot committing crimes if you’ve got your name tattooed on your bodyalso applies to caving somebody’s head in with a bat while you’redriving around in a car that has your last name on the license plate. This message has been brought to you by the Fisnik Gashi …