What The Hell In A Cell And J.P. Strikes Out

Hi there! Not sure how long or good this post is going to be, I just wanted to write something to get myself back in the swing of things now that I think I’m ok again. I was laid low by what I believe was some less than friendly salad dressing and perhaps something that …

Free All Music…At Least The Stuff We Can Get Somebody To Pay For

Free All Musicsounds like an interesting idea, but I’m not sure it has a chance for a number of reasons. For one thing, I have serious doubts that the company will be able to strike content deals with all of the major labels. It’s hard enough to get all of them on side when the …

Hopefully I Won’t Have To Start A Def Leppard Concert Watch

At long last and with pretty much zero effort on my end, a replacement for theMother’s Day present Aerosmith show that was not to behas been found. Mom told me yesterday that Def Leppard was going to be in Hamilton on November 13th and she wanted to go, so I bought the tickets today. All …

I’ll Be Back In A Minute, I’m Just Going To Run To The Bank For $40 And A Face Full Of Capsicum

Next time you decide to go out andattack a bank machine,be sure to bring a mask and goggles along to protect yourself fromthe pepper spraying you could potentially receive. South Africa’s Absa bank is currently trialing the face seasoning scheme in an effort to thwart criminals who tamper with the card slots to install skimming …

It’s…Interesting

I’m filing this one under things I never thought I’d hear, and perhaps under things I don’t need to hear again now that I’ve heard them once but am not completely offended by having heard them the first time. To get you in the spirit for…something, here’sNeil Diamond’s version of Adam Sandler’s Chanukah Song. If …

Real Fruit And Fun, Rolled Up In 1…2…3…4…5…

Somewhere in Georgia there is either a newspaper reporter or a crime victim that’sfar too concerned about Fruit Roll-Ups. One of the teens told the woman he was friends with her niece and that she let them in. But after the teens left, the woman noticed a broken kitchen window and 20 missing Fruit Roll-Ups. …

Booze Cruise

When that dudebuilt a driveable motorized barstoola few months ago, somebody was paying attention. That somebody is Matthias Krankl, who converted a beer crate into a 4-wheeler and took it for a spin. He might have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for those darn cops, those darn cops thathe tried to outrun …

How I Did On TNA And Some WWE Hate

Before I get to how myTNA picksturned out, a few general wrestling thoughts… Yoshi Tatsu has the besttheme musicsinceTajiri.Thought I’d start out with something nice because it’s going to be a while before there’ll be anything like it again. I’m thinking about suing Cedric The Entertainer for false advertising because I was not at all …