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Well, I suppose that if mystery marijuana is going to show up anywhere,High Streetwould probably be the most likely place. If these plants ended up in the city-owned basket any way other than some kind of mistake in a flower order, police should have no trouble catching a suspect. Seriously, how fast could a person …
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And now it’s time for another healthy living public service message from your friends at Vomit Comet. When trying to flatten pennies on a railroad track, always do your best toget out of the way *before* the train gets to the coin. The report says that the unidentified woman in this case suffered a head …
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A tourist arrived in Australia, hired a car and set off for the outback. On his way he saw a bloke having sex with a sheep. Deeply horrified, he pulled up at the nearest pub and ordered a straight Scotch. Just as he was about to throw it back, he saw a bloke with one …
Burglar leaves his Facebook page on victim’s computer
It shouldn’t because most politicians are fools when it comes to technology, but it amazes me that it’s 2009 and people are stilllobbying to force useless internet filtering software on schools and libraries. Trying to stop perverts from accessing porn in public libraries is certainly a noble ambition, but censorship of the internet using programs …
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Ok, let me make sure I have this right. TNAfires Jim Cornette,but Vince Russo is still employed? WHAT!? Unless Cornette asked to be fired or there are more releases coming, this should tell you everything you need to know about why TNA is the way it is. You employ arguably the smartest mind in the …
I bet I can guess the next person tofall down a manholeorjog melon first into a treebefore the story hits the news. Without a doubt it has to bethis woman.So concerned was she with letting people know her every move on Twitter and lamenting the loss of her trackball that she completely missed the bank …
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I was sad to hear the news a few days ago that Ernie Harwell, the radio voice of the Detroit Tigers for what seemed like forever,has inoperable cancer. Even though I didn’t grow up anywhere near Detroit and am by no means a Tigers fan, Harwell’s voice had a big impact on me. WJR came …
I can think of quite a few reasons to be concerned about another federal election. For a start there’s lack of worthwhile candidates, voter burnout due to so many elections on all levels of government in the last 5 years and spending ridiculous quantities of money to accomplish nothing. But no matter how long I …
I know I’ve said it before, but I love police blotters. today I specifically lovethis one. JEFFERSON DAVIS HWY 6/25 Victims were attempting to back a large vehicle onto their lot and were blocking traffic as they did. The suspect, angered by this, got out of his vehicle and exposed his penis to the victims. …