Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
A couple things of note here: A drug investigation resulted in the arrest of a Bruce E. Huffer, which is what prompted me to open the post thingie. Check out what the cops confiscated in the process. During the investigation police seized meth, marijuana, blue pills believed to be Fentanyl, yellow pills identified as Gabapentin, …
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I haven’t seen WrestleMania yet, and I’ve been doing my best to avoid wrestling news so that there might still be some surprises for me by the time I do. But one thing that won’t be a surprise? There were a lot of damn commercials and generally wasted time. Oh, and a bunch of the …
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Now that I’ve written this, I feel that I have a duty to note goofy sponsored sports stuff whenever I hear it. While listening to the Seattle Mariners game just now, I was informed that “the Mechanics Bank score is Mariners 1, Rangers nothing”. Two thoughts warred in my mind as I took that fact …
There’s a bit of everything here. Racial slurs. Death threats. Apple throwing. Flower smashing. Relations with a refrigerator. Thank you, Seattle Police Department blotter. On Aug. 5 at about a 2:15 p.m., patrol officers responded to the 1700 block of East Madison Street following a report of a man using racial slurs and brandishing a …
A restaurant getting shut down by the health department because a group of people were poisoned there and it also turned out to be infested with bugs is most definitely news, but not the sort of news we generally deal with here. But when all of that happens to you and you’ve named your restaurant …
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I missed last night’s Leafs season finale with the Senators. Judging by how it went, I think the Leafs did, too. It was a meaningless game in pretty much every respect. Toronto was long ago eliminated from the playoffs and the Sens already knew who they’d be matched up against, so everybody was just playing …
Pretty sure I emptied the old pun cannon on the title, so I’ll just go ahead and leave this here. Sunderland man ‘watched porn as he masturbated over captured seagull’ Lesley Burgess, prosecuting, told the court Lee chased one bird before picking up a smaller gull – and was caught on CCTV looking at his …
Oh buddy. The internet is going to give it to you hard for this one. the correct answer, by the way, is “This is the best!”
Came across this while helping Carin find some stuff for her post about the Waddleloo Canada goose map and thought it was funny.
If you’re going to spend your night out doing classic criminal things like driving with a license you don’t have while wearing borrowed pants and mysteriously meth-filled socks, for the love of god man, don’t stop at the imaginary stop sign! This goes double if the police are already in the area. Police located methamphetamine …