“Ok now. Before we leave, I have to ask. Did you remember to properly label the drugs bag?” “You mean the definitely not drugs bag? Of course!” “That’s right! We can’t be driving around looking as dumb as those bag full of drugs guys.” “Nope. We’re way smarter than that! No way in hell we’re …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Costly Government I Don’t Want Calls Costly Election None Of Us Needs
Premier Doug Ford confirms he will call snap Ontario election next week Ontario Premier Doug Ford plans to call a snap election Wednesday, using the threat of 25 per cent tariffs from U.S. President Donald Trump to justify his early call. That election call would send Ontarians to the polls on Feb. 27, more than …
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Water Pump Blues
Watching this video of Bottleneck John playing the blues to the rhythm of an old water pump made me think of the White Trash Washing Machine, the only difference being that this one doesn’t seem to be done quite as much for laughs. The waterpump blues duo – Live by the lakeside!! Water splashing and …
Why I Don’t Miss Social Media
DID YOU EVEN CONSIDER EVERY POSSIBLE LIVED EXPERIENCE BEFORE RECKLESSLY POSTING YOUR CHILI RECIPE ON SOCIAL MEDIA? Look, I get it. You thought what you posted was innocuous. Still, did you stop to think about everyone who has ever lived and how it could make them feel? I know, I know—all you did was share …
We Couldn’t Disqualify. The Criminal Didn’t Agree To That
You would think, considering how many other countries they’ve helped to destabilize over the years, that America would be aware that rather than allow the leader of a violent coup back into power as though nothing had happened, that the option to prosecute it to the fullest extent of the law is one that is …
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Sabbath Toxic Sabbath
And now, Bill McClintock with another absolutely ridiculous creation. Music used in this mashup: Britney Spears – Toxic Black Sabbath – Sabbath Bloody Sabbath Motley Crue – Girls, Girls, Girls
Somebody Must Really Hate This Guy
Man shot to death in Newark for second straight night
Remember Ted Turner’s Music Video Channel? Me Neither
If you’re watching these ads right now and thinking to yourself what in the heck is this? I’ve never heard of the Cable Music Channel, don’t feel bad. Until now I hadn’t heard of it either, and not just because I was 4 years old when it launched on October 26th, 1984. I’m pretty sure …
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1990s Eric Bischoff Wishes He Could Have Done This
Here’s a weird one. For decades, I’ve wished that we could get the USA Network in Canada so that I could see all of the WWE shows without all the preemptions and wonky scheduling that we get up here. That crap was a lot worse back in the TSN and syndication days to be fair, …
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Finally! You Can Gift Patreon Time To A Friend! You’re Welcome
Obviously I’m not trying to take full credit for this development, but yeah, I might deserve a little. Since I put this up during lockdown Christmas it’s been one of the more consistently visited pages on the entire site, so you’re not convincing me it didn’t help move things along, even if that movement did …
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