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Good news Matt, you’re notnearly as much of a homoas I said you were yesterday. At least that Pink song,while still god fucking awful, has it’s catchy side. I want you all, if you can stomach it, to take a listen toGotta Be Somebody.It’s the new Nickelback song. It also sucks a gargantuan, throbbing, veiny …
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You know, thatnew Waking Eyes song I don’t really like,it isn’t so bad. And as much as it pains me to say this, neither isAll Summer Longnow that I think about it. Why the sudden change of heart? Well, it’s quite simple really. You see, last nightthisentered my life, setting new standards for awful in …
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Child So Stupid She Sees Letters Backwards
>If you’re writing a story about a gay pride festival, I suppose it only makes sense that one of the first people you would interview would beDick Hunter.
Seems the Canada Revenue Agency is doinga pretty shitty job of keeping things safe.In fact, the job they’re doing is so shitty that… Included among the stolen items were two video-surveillance cameras, meant to deter thieves, together worth $8,244. Another surveillance camera was stolen the year before, along with $10,000 worth of metal bars and …
Man, did Raw suck last night or what? As shows on an average week go it was pretty bad, but the fact that whatever the hell we were subjected to last night was the go home show for Cyber Sunday made it even worse. Much like most weeks watching Impact, all I could do was …
Yes, I know that title sucks. Eat me. Actually no, eat Matt. I’m too good for all of you. I have a message for good bands everywhere. For God’s sake, stop experimenting with your sound! And by good bands everywhere, today I mean The Waking Eyes. I was really happy when I heard that you …
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No wonder there are so many problems with elections in the United States. Who could possibly make sense out of any ofthis?I like to think that I’m a reasonably smart guy, but I’ve read this twice and still have no idea what the heck I’d supposed to be doing to make my votes count. The …
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Since we’ve already well covered the fine art ofcatching and standing on busses in literary form,all that’s left is to present a video demonstration of these things for the benefit, I suppose, of people for whom books and signs are too complex. One thing to note. Books and signs, 2008. Eight minute instructional film, 1950. …
And If You Direct Your Attention To The X-Axis, You’ll Find I Have No Idea What I’m Talking About If for some reason I ever found myself teaching a math class, this is exactly what it would be like. I don’t know why, but the ability to do math, even the really simple stuff, has …