We Have Liftoff!…Eventually

This story sort of reminds me of all those times that the obituary of somebody who isn’t quite dead yet hits the web anyway, but at least when that happens most of the reported events have already occurred. China’s Xinhua news agency recently posted an article about the successful beginning of the Shenzhou 7 space …

Once Again, Not Funny

ASU vomit prank could have caused Tempe collision Two vehicles collided under Arizona State University’s pedestrian bridge Monday evening after several students were caught drinking large amounts of milk and vomiting over the side into the traffic below. A car slowed down to avoid the falling vomit when another car slammed into the first car’s …

Goodnight And Good Luck, We’ll See You Next Year

Like pretty much every other fan of the Toronto Maple Leafs, I’m long past sick to fucking death of hearing about Mats Sundin and his inability to make up his mind about the future. Much likeMattI’m a fan of his, but I’m at the point now where If I never hear his name again it …

You Folks Sure Are A Hot Crowd

Brothers Ian and Matthew Balderama are currently being held on arson and murder charges forsetting fire to their family home by pouring gas down the basement stairs and lighting a match. The blaze, which the 2 idiots set as a prank on their cousin, turned into a joke on their father who was apparently drunker …

It’s Fitting, But I Still Hate Myself

It so pains me to post this, but since people with wacky names is kind of one of those things we do here, here goes. Congratulations to the winner of this years Nez Perce County Fair hog calling competition,Jolee Bacon. You probably wonder why that was so hard. Maybe you even think it’s amusing. And …

Greyhound Stabbin’ Update

There’s an update onthe latest Canadian Greyhound stabbing.According tothis CBC story,this is how the guy found himself on a bus without a police escort. The man, who had earlier been arrested by the police for disturbing the peace, told Wawa police he needed psychiatric help, Wawa police Sgt. Larry Ross told CBC News. After the …

I’ve Been Flirtin’ On the Railroad

What do you know, yet anotherdeath by train story. This time, police are looking for the public’s help (especially if you belong to the part of the public that has some missing relatives) to identifythe unknown South African couple who were crushed to death while having sex on the tracks. Anybody know how to say …