Woman sues after drinking 5,000 litres of CokeThis is right up near the top of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard in my whole stupid life list. I think it even beats this classic from last year.
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Cool is the homepage of introduce the sounds of farts."
I’ve spent far too long looking atthis website,but if you go there, and you should, I’m sure you’ll totally understand. While you’re there, be sure to check outtheFart stories,where you can read such touching anecdotes as The Fart Bottle and Farts and Dogs among others,andthe Fart techniques,where you will learn such valuable skills as how …
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You Are Here?
It seems like I say this every time I start one of these things, but I have to say it again. It’s been way too long since we’ve done this, sorry about that. It’s also been way too long since I’ve done pretty much anything around here, so sorry about that too, unless you hate …
What’s So Wacky About That?
I just read this article about some of the so-called “zany” private members’ bills that various members of parliament are hoping to have passed into law. I’ll admit that some of them are kind of goofy and out there, like Bill c-321, which would designate the third Friday of every February National Hockey Day, or …
It’s Official: We’re Doomed
NZ students to be allowed to use ‘text-speak’ in exams WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) – New Zealand’s high school students will be able to use “text-speak” – the mobile phone text message language beloved of teenagers – in national exams this year, officials said Friday. Text-speak, a second language for thousands of teens, uses abbreviated …
Who Says There’s No Such Thing As Bad Publicity?
Living in the crazy and uncertain world that we call home, it’s nice to know that now and then it is still possible to stumble across an absolute, irrefutable fact. So in that spirit, I present just such a thing, in the form ofpossibly the worst advertisement for any product in the history of product …
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Another One For The "Do We Really Need That?" Files
If you’re one of those people who thought that the SMS tea kettle was a great idea, then you’re going to love the new self-stirring mug. As for me, I think I need a good cry.
Somebody Tell Quality Control To Stop Working Off The Clock
B.C. LIQUOR WORKERS WARNED TO BEHAVE THEMSELVES AT AWARDS DINNER I can’t speak for anyone else, but this sounds like a pretty fun night to me.
Wear Pants Next Time
Roofer nails testicle to roof
Are There A Lot Of Kidnappings In Spain Or Is This Guy Just An Idiot?
Woman “kidnaps” son four times for ransom MADRID (Reuters) – A Spanish woman staged fake kidnappings of her son four times and got his father to pay her more than a million euros ($1.26 million) in ransom money, newspaper El Mundo reported Friday. Police in the southern Spanish city of Seville arrested the woman and …
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