Thieves steal rollercoaster German police officers are asking for help in tracking down thieves who stole an entire rollercoaster. The 20 ton big dipper, worth more than £13,000, was stolen from a truck that had stopped at a car park in Bischofsheim on its way to a nearby funfair. First of all, for anyone who …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
This Guy Is Teaching Your Kids
When I read this story I can’t help but think that if it was a student that came up with this idea on his own, he’d be hustled into countless meetings and psychiatric assessments with no thought given to what kind of person he is, and there’s definitely no way he’d be able to avoid …
No Thanks, I Think I’ll Pass On That
You can now buy blue cheese perfume, though why you would want to do such a thing I haven’t a clue.
This Guy Is Kidding, Right?
Perhaps I should have titled this “Why People Hate Lawyers: Part 17326”. This is part of an article I just read about the sentencing of Min Chen, the man responsible for the killing of Cecilia Zhang. Chen’s lawyer, prominent Toronto defence attorney John Rosen, said he was dismayed that [judge] Durno rejected his argument that …
I Feel Like Writing, So I Will
How’s everybody doing? Me, I’m doing pretty well. I’m really enjoying the awesome weather we’ve been having the last little while, and I hope you all are too, unless you’re one of those people who for whatever reason is stuck somewhere with not so great weather, in which case allow me to say, hahahahaha! Ok, …
I’m Sure They Taste Great, And They’re Definitely Less Filling
PM slammed by GO hackers OTTAWA — Ever wonder what a prime minister eats? GO Transit riders in and around Toronto may wish they didn’t know after pranksters recently hacked into the commuter trains’ digital sign system and offered their thoughts on the subject. “Stephen Harper Eats Babies,” five different signs stated between Thursday and …
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The Living Definition Of Stubborn
Man spends 50 years in tree after row The thing that strikes me the most about this story isn’t just that this guy decided to live in a tree for 50 years although that is pretty crazy, but that he’s been up there since his son was 5 years old. Some of the earliest memories …
TNA Lockdown Thoughts
We’re talking wrestling again here, so if you hate the stuff, you know what to do. I thought Lockdown was a pretty good show over all, but most of TNA’s pay-per-views are, so that’s not surprising. A lot of people like to crap on the all cage match concept and I can understand why to …
Whatever Works, I Guess
Shanghai workers hire anger surrogates I hope these guys have really good insurance, because I can see this going real bad in a real hurry.
Backlash Predictions
We don’t talk nearly enough wrestling around here these days, so this is the first step towards changing that. If you’re not a wrestling fan, you’re free to skip this whole thing if you wish, but why you would want to take a pass on something I wrote I have no idea. WWE’s Backlash pay-per-view …