One of Italy’s most famous porn stars has offered her, uh, services, to Osama Bin Laden in exchange for him stopping all of the attacks. Money quote: “My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims.”
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Nobody Knows The Perverts I’ve Seen
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You Are Here? The Mini And Less Funny Version
Wow, it’s been a long time since I’ve done one of these, mostly because there haven’t been a whole lot of searches lately that have really caught my eye. There still aren’t, but here are a few that I’ve either just noticed or have had kicking around for a little while that I’ll toss up …
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This One’s For The Ladies
It’s official, donkeys are better than housewives.And don’t go hating on me for this one either. It’s in a school textbook, so it’s got to be true.
Nice Going, Captain Hook
Bad idea: Using artillery shells as paperweights.Worse idea:Using those paperweights to crush bugs. There’s nothing I could ever hope to add to this other than I’m glad this guy was never a teacher of mine, and how great would it be if the bug ended up surviving?
Toilet Humour
I got this in an email from Ernie’s House of Whoop Ass yesterday. I didn’t write it and I have no idea who did, but it made me laugh so hard that I almost cried, so I thought I’d share. THE BIG DUMP All in all, it hadn’t been a good day. Bad traffic, a …
The Terrorists Have Won
High School officials in Fort Myers, Florida haveturned down an invitation from the organizers of London’s 2007 New Year’s Day parade,because they feel that the members of their school band would be “safer in America” than they would be in England due to a greater likelihood of being victims of a terrorist attack there. “What …
Hold Music Made Worse
Until this morning, I wouldn’t have thought that such a thing was possible. But then I ran acrosseNthem.com,a company that will, for a cool $500, write you an official corporate anthem. Imagine calling somewhere, being put on hold as tends to happen quite a bit of the time, and then being greeted by something likethis.I’m …
The Bladder Buddy?
If everything else on that American Inventor show is as funny as this, I might actually have to start watching it.
How To Spot A Baby Conservative
All you have to do is look for the whiny ones,at least according to a new study done by people who don’t seem to mind pissing off religious gun nuts. Personally I’m not sure how seriously I should be taking this whole thing, but I have to admit, it’s an interesting theory. If nothing else …