A drunk stumbles across a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the Preacher. The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, “Mister, Are you ready to find Jesus?” The drunk looks back and says, “Yess, Preacher..I sure am.” …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
It’s Not Their Job!
Ok, time to vent a little. I just finished reading an article in which members of the RCMP as well as B.C.’s Solicitor-General John Les slammed the makers of the new movie “The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift” for making a film that glorifies illegal street racing. They say that the movie’s producers are …
And You Think You’re Having A Bad Day
Read this, and check out the names on these poor bastards. Suddenly the silly jokes people made about my last name when I was a kid aren’t so annoying anymore. Thanks to whoever it was that sent me the link to this. I deleted the email and can’t remember your name now, but full credit …
Better Late Than Never
Back in December of 2003, I posted an item about a man named George Pavlovszky. Well, I just found out that his kid, or at least somebody claiming to be his kid, didn’t really like it too much. I didn’t get these comments until right now, partly because things used to disappear after a few …
That’s Awesome!
If I was the type of guy to do such a thing, and the chance came up to blow somebody over at HaloScan, I’d probably be wanting to do it right about now. But since I’m not, I’ll just settle for letting everybody know that all of our old comments are back. Everything that all …
Honey, I’m Home!
I really don’t have a whole lot to say here, I just wanted to mention that Carin and I made it back from Ottawa alive, and surprisingly enough, not hung over. Don’t worry though, plenty of drinks and good times were had by pretty much everybody we spent any sort of significant time with. I …
Answer Me This
I figured since Carin already has thethings I’ll miss about my old place when I movebeat covered, that it would only be fitting for one of us negative assholes to come on here and talk about things we won’t miss. And since Matt’s not moving and Carin wrote about the good things the other day …
Something Tells Me They Had the Brain Damage Part Covered Long Before This Happened
Two students found dead inside large helium balloon LUTZ, FLA. (Jun 5, 2006) Two university students were found dead inside a large, deflated helium balloon after apparently pulling it down and crawling inside it. The deaths of Jason Ackerman and Sara Rydman, both 21, appear to be accidental, Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Major Bob Schrader said. …
10 Things I Hate About Commandments
Watch this video. It’s funny.
Tough Call
I just read a story about a bill that was recently introduced in Parliament that would make it a separate crime to do harm to an unborn child in cases where a pregnant woman is either assaulted or murdered. The idea obviously has its critics among pro-choice advocates who see it as something that, if …