For some reason Carin and I got talking about the Gummi Bears today and it made me think back to a few years ago and the time I randomly heard the German version of their theme song. I’d only ever heard it once and I’d always wanted to hear it again because well, to me …
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How To Lose Friends And Influence People…To Want To Kick Your Ass
Philips creates anti-ad skipperI don’t have a TiVo or anything, but I still hate this idea. Hate hate hate it! It’s kind of like telling me that I can’t use my VCR (remember those?) to fast forward something. And I love the way they try to justify its creation by saying “don’t worry, we’re not …
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Last Call For Last Call?
Here’s another story update for you. A few weeks ago I wrote about the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission’s brilliant plan to arrest people in bars because they’re drunk. Well, after almost 2000 arrests and seemingly a lot more public outcry, the program, which they ended up naming Operation Last Call, has been called off, hopefully …
Gun Safety Update
Remember thegun safety videothat I posted a link to a couple of months ago? Well, the star of that clip, Drug Enforcement Administration officer Lee Paige, is nowsuing his employer for letting the video get out. Here are the important parts of the story, just in case the link doesn’t stay active for very long, …
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German Man Sues Easter Bunny “The Easter Bunny is a sadistic and unscrupulous offender who preys on people’s sweet tooth.”
Man I. Confused
Can somebody please explain to me how it is that spam is such a profitable industry, because I seriously don’t get it. I go through my spam folder every day trying to figure it out, but so far, nothing. I’m not sure if there’s just something I’m not picking up on, some sort of subtle …
Whore On Terrorism
One of Italy’s most famous porn stars has offered her, uh, services, to Osama Bin Laden in exchange for him stopping all of the attacks. Money quote: “My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims.”
Nobody Knows The Perverts I’ve Seen
05 Apr, Wed, 14:03:01Yahoo:free dicksucking 05 Apr, Wed, 19:32:07Yahoo:naked male wrestlers 06 Apr, Thu, 10:00:19Yahoo:stories of girls busting boys testicle 06 Apr, Thu, 11:24:03Yahoo:free pictures of naked male wrestlers 06 Apr, Thu, 12:35:53Yahoo:randy orton penis 06 Apr, Thu, 13:07:48Yahoo:randy orton penis pictures 06 Apr, Thu, 20:29:59MSN Search:vomit 07 Apr, Fri, 15:45:48Yahoo:Where can I find pictures …
You Are Here? The Mini And Less Funny Version
Wow, it’s been a long time since I’ve done one of these, mostly because there haven’t been a whole lot of searches lately that have really caught my eye. There still aren’t, but here are a few that I’ve either just noticed or have had kicking around for a little while that I’ll toss up …
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This One’s For The Ladies
It’s official, donkeys are better than housewives.And don’t go hating on me for this one either. It’s in a school textbook, so it’s got to be true.