Until this morning, I wouldn’t have thought that such a thing was possible. But then I ran acrosseNthem.com,a company that will, for a cool $500, write you an official corporate anthem. Imagine calling somewhere, being put on hold as tends to happen quite a bit of the time, and then being greeted by something likethis.I’m …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
The Bladder Buddy?
If everything else on that American Inventor show is as funny as this, I might actually have to start watching it.
How To Spot A Baby Conservative
All you have to do is look for the whiny ones,at least according to a new study done by people who don’t seem to mind pissing off religious gun nuts. Personally I’m not sure how seriously I should be taking this whole thing, but I have to admit, it’s an interesting theory. If nothing else …
Arresting People For No Good Reason, What’s More American Than That?
The Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission has announced that the State has begunsending undercover police officers into bars to arrest drunk people for being drunk. According to commission spokesperson Carolyn Beck, the first of the sting operations, which are designed to prevent drunken mishaps before they happen, took place recently in a suburb of Dallas and …
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Here’s A Man Who’s Got His Priorities Straight
Russian to take porn mags to the grave.
Yes Sir, Yes Sir, 3 Bags Full…Of Complete PC Horseshit
Officials at a British Nursery school have ordered that the words to Baa Baa Black Sheep be changed to Baa Baa Rainbow Sheep so as not to offend any of the kids. I’ve gone on and on about the stupidity of things like this more times than I care to think about, so I’ll leave …
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Man forced to marry goat in southern Sudan
First it’s a guystealing a sheep,and nowthis. This might be the most well written story I’ve ever read. To me, any article that includes the words “goat defiler” is an automatic winner in my eyes, unless of course it’s somehow about me.
This Is Just Strange
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. – Homeless man Grady Allen Carnahan was caught trying to steal a sheep from the Little Rock Zoo on Tuesday night. A security guard called police after noticing a man lugging a trash can with a sheep inside. Carnahan tried to tell police he was a doctor and the sheep was sick. …
No News Is Top News
We’ve got Canadian tourists being murdered by professional hitmen in Mexico. We’ve got buildings falling down and killing people. We’ve got what could be the largest bank robbery in British history. We’ve got earthquakes, shootings and city-wide strikes that are shutting down important services in some places. We’ve got lots of things that I’m sure …
Who Knew?
Scientists: masturbation not as good as sex More details on this developing story will be published in the next issue of Duh Magazine.