It’s not the religion. It’s not those annoying songs. It’s not even that people become more fake than usual at this time of year because “it’s the holidays so we should all love one another.” No, my reason for being glad the holiday season is finally at it’s end is much worse than the horror …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Why Not Just Hit A Boxing Day Sale Or Something?
Steven Murray of Feasterville Pennsylvania was so outraged that he didn’t receive any presents from his family for Christmas that he burned down his parent’s home the next morning. Police said Murray had committed himself to a hospital on Christmas Day, but decided to sign himself out later that day and walk the eight miles …
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Just A Thought
Do you ever stop and wonder if all of those people who tell you to question authority realize that by telling you what to do, they’re actually going against everything they stand for?
Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought that they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the local high school counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. “What’s Logic?” the redneck asks. The counselor answers by saying, “Let me give you …
Who Builds This Stuff?
I noticed something really stupid about my fridge yesterday while I was putting away groceries. The egg section in the top of the door only has 20 spots in it. I’m sure that at this moment a few of you are probably thinking who cares, but let’s face it, if you were looking for hard …
Merry Christmas
This would have been awesome to watch, and I’m not talking about the race. Santas run right out of Christmas spiritBy Simon de Bruxelles THERE was no shortage of suspects matching the description when police were called to a fight in a small Welsh town. More than 30 drunken men dressed as Father Christmas were …
Welcome Back
What a busy and eventful few days it’s been. So much is going on that I’m not sure how I’m going to cover it all. What that basically means is that I probably won’t, because there’s only so much I want you all knowing about my life. I mean seriously, I’ve seen the lengths that …
Eat Fresh
HOUSTON – A Houston man got “heated” over a cold sandwich and threatened to kill a Subway manager and blow up the shop, police said. Delvin Nelson, who works for the city’s public work’s department, was arrested for making a terroristic threat Wednesday night. Nelson was apparently angry because his steak and cheese sandwich wasn’t …
Why Automatic Ad Targeting Will Never Be Perfect
When you type the words north pole into Google, the first sponsored ad you see is this one. “North PolePlan a vacation- Save time & moneyGreat hotel rates, reviews. Affwww.tripadvisor.com” If I have to explain this to you, you’ve probably already booked the trip.
Writing Your Letters So You Don’t Have To
If you’re like a lot of parents, you probably can’t be assed to help your kids write their yearly letters to Santa. Well thankfully for you, help has arrived in the form ofThe Santa Letter Generator. Just click that link, select your options, hit submit, and you’ve got a nice little note to mail off …
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