I’ll bet you didn’t know that there was a King James version of Humpty Dumpty. Wellthere isand you can see it if you click that link. Just another example of how reading Vomit Comet every day makes you smarter.
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
I Guess I Won’t Be Having Any Fucking Kids
New research by Russian scientists has found that people who swear should probably consider stopping or risk facing problems down the road. Gennady Cheurin, who lead the team of scientists that conducted the study at the Yekaterinburg Centre for Ecological Safety and Survival says that when men and women swear, it effects who they are …
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The Monster Slash
I posted this story on Salty Ham earlier today. I’m not sure if it’s more funny or sad, you be the judge. What I’m really wondering though is who thought this was a good idea, because quite simply, it isn’t.
Site Changes
Well, I’m starting to get everything fixed up around here as you’ve probably noticed by the fact that I can actually make proper links again. And the problem? It was actually somewhat my fault so all that stuff I said on Sunday, while the basic idea still stands, just forget it. I’ve also been doing …
Did Somebody Say McHamster?
I bet it tastes like chicken and everything.Whatever it tastes like, it sure makes me hungry, even if only in a dyslexic sense.
So Did I Get The Job?
The following is a public service announcement. If you ever find yourself needing to apply for a job, under no circumstances is it ever a good idea to do whatthis guydid. That is all.
This One Cracked Me Up
Saint Peter is watching the gates of Heaven, but he really has to go to the bathroom. He asks Jesus to watch the gates for a few minutes, and Jesus agrees As Jesus is standing there, he sees an old man leading a donkey up from Earth to Heaven. He notices the old man has …
Feedback
I got a fair number of interesting responses to the relationships and cheating post from last Thursday so I thought I’d share them with you all. If you haven’t read it yet, scroll down the page until you find the one called Tough Call. These responses come from our own comment boards as well as …
Thought For The Day
“I think it’s important to remember that we just can’t be good at everything. For example, look at Liberace. He was a great pianist, but he sucked on the organ.”
Honest Honey, I’m Just Sick
Something tells me that this one isn’t going to be a rare disorder for too much longer. CANBERRA, Australia – If you’re cheating on your spouse and get caught, you could use this as your alibi. Apparently, an Australian doctor has diagnosed one of his patients as having a disorder that leads her to have …