If you’ve been trying to access the site for the last little while and you’ve been seeing strange bits of code or nothing at all, try again a little later. Something seems to be wrong and I’m trying to figure out what it is and hoping I didn’t do it when I was posting something. …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Wholesome Family Entertainment
This is a clip from an actual children’s TV show called “Rainbow” that used to be shown back in the 1970’s. I hadn’t heard of this show until yesterday when it was linked in RAW Rage, but now I want to track down every episode ever made to see if they were all this funny. …
For The Man Who Has Everything
If you’re like me, you’ve got a few people on your Christmas shopping list who are impossible to buy for. Whether you have no idea what they like or you know what they like but they already have it, these huge pains in the ass have been the cause of much frustration throughout the holiday …
McGreggor
A Scottish old timer is in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man. The old man says: “Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it’s built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months. But do …
Live Survivor Series Coverage
If you’re not watching Survivor Series tonight but you still want to know what’s happening, you can get live coverage throughout the nightright here. All you have to do is refresh that page and you’ll get the latest updates on what’s going on.
Roundtable Time
Survivor Series is tonight and that means only 1 thing. Actually it means quite a few things but for our purposes it means that it’s time again for some of the Salty Ham staff to make our predictions. And true to form, we’ve done exactly that. If you want to check them out,click here. Salty …
On Health
As a public service, I invite you to visit the website of theScrotal Safety Commission.Yes, there really is aScrotal Safety Commission.I have nothing more to say.
Speaking Of Poems
I figured since we’re talking about love poems that now would be the perfect time for me to share my favourite one with all of you. No, it’s not a limerick and I suppose that in a technical sense it’s not even a love poem. Rather it’s a touching tail of lost love and the …
Love Poetry
For some reason I got thinking about love poems the other day and I realized something. I’ve seen many love poems over the years, and a few of them were even meant for me. some of them are quick, simple and awful, some of them are long, complex, overly drawn out and awful. Don’t get …
Everything Sucks Today
Wow, dig that Descendents reference there. I’m so musical it scares me sometimes. But seriously, everything does suck today. for one thing, it’s below freezing outside. It’s the 8th of November and it’s 2 degrees below 0. That’s not cool. Well actually I suppose it is, but puns are stupid so we’ll move on. In …