Watching your weight? Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at the chocolate bar in the cupboard or fridge by not buying the fucking thing in the first place, you fat bastard. And Matt, don’t even think about it, asshole. You know what I’m talking about, friend. -!- Give up smoking by sticking one cigarette from …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
What Month Is It Anyway?
Just a small thing that’s kind of got me wondering. Why is it that the ads on the main page of the site here are Christmas oriented now? I’m not even sure that we had Christmas ads at Christmas time, but now, in the middle of fucking January, there they are. I guess if nothing …
I Got It Up
Not that you sick freaks, the music column. I just posted it over at the ham. If you want to check it out, you can do sohere.
A Little Late
Just wanted to let all of my loyal fan know that the music column is going to be a little late this week. I’m hoping to have it up by sometime on Wednesday at the latest but you just never know with these things. Maybe it’ll be Thursday, maybe it’ll be tomorrow, but it is …
Why Would Anybody Want That?
Today I officially lost my faith in humanity and learned a valuable lesson at the same time. People will steal absolutely anything, no matter how much actual value it happens to have. I’ve been feeling a little under the weather for the last couple days so being the helpful soul that she is my girlfriend …
It’s Out Of My Hands
Here’s some cool guest material submitted by our good friend Carin, some time contributor, more frequent commenter. Enjoy, and feel free to send me things too, just make sure they’re quality, because Carin’s stuff when she decides to write is pretty good, as you’re about to see. It’s out of my hands! If you are …
Maybe This Is Matt’s University
This is an actual Spam email sent to an actual person. If you’ve ever given even a second of thought to getting one of those quick and easy degrees, you might want to think again after reading this. Keep in mind, I have changed nothing about this message other than removing the list of people …
Gretzky VS Armstrong
Somebody left this on the comment board and it seems like it’s worth a bit of thought here. By the way, if you want to do a similar thing and leave random topic suggestions, feel free. Just don’t get all pissed off if it either takes a long time for us to use them or …
Mad Cow, Very Very Mad Cow
Lately we’ve been hearing so much in the media about Mad Cow Disease that I thought it was time to get a different perspective on the situation and again, we here at Vomit Comet World HQ have come through. If you want to hear the lowdown on BSE right from the source, all you have …
Tenants Roasting On An Open Fire
Well it’s certainly been an interesting night here in the land of Steve, and for all the wrong reasons. It’s about 10 PM and my girlfriend and I are just doing our normal nightly stuff. We’re on our computers checking our email, that sort of thing. We eventually migrate out to the living room to …