It’s always a little disappointing when somebody whose contributions to your entertainment you’ve enjoyed goes and ruins everything by showing himself to be kind of a moron. Hopefully I’ll still be able to listen to most Van Morrison without wanting to reach through whatever speaker I happen to be close to so I can punch …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Good Boy! Who’s A Furry Little Omelette?
Barb wrote me about some assholes running a puppy scam in Kingston, Ontario. “I want to feel sorry for the people who got scammed,” she says. “But then I read the best sentence I’ve ever read in my life.” She’s not wrong. It’s quite fantastic. These malicious pet shop sites sometimes include poorly written testimonials …
I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) Is Now A Country Rock Song Thanks To The Vandoliers
I think I probably like this, but I’ll need a few more listens to be sure. It was a bit jarring at first not hearing the Scottish accents, but I got used to it. I bet it would be fun as hell to watch live.
I Can’t Drink Lies!
Simply Orange’s slogan is blatantly dishonest. Ok, so a lot of things about orange juice Simply Orange included are blatantly dishonest, but for now we’ll stick with the damn slogan. “What happens in the orange stays in the orange.” Oh really, fools? Your product is orange juice. Orange juice, the very existence of which is …
All Of The Business COVID Commercials AT Once
I realized that everybody’s “in these uncertain times, we’re still here for you, we’re all in this together” ads were pretty much the same, but it’s sort of amazing just how similar they truly are. Corporate Covid-19 response videos are eerily similar. *Cue somber piano music* When a company or brand releases a Coronavirus Response …
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You’ll Have Some Explaining To Do When U-Haul Yourself To The Emergency Room
If you don’t have time to watch the news video or in case it gets pulled and I have to clue future me in to where to start looking for a replacement, this is basically what happened. A man, a term I use loosely in this case, was arguing with a woman that police and …
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All I Want For Christmas Is A Creep
I think history will show that this gag peaked with the Beautiful People one, but this is a fine effort nonetheless.
Strange, Animated Police Reports
I like the idea of townsfolk reading their local police blotters alongside animations. I had no idea that Port Townsend, Washington was such a strange place. I must know more about the dude covered in purple flowers. And blind guy question: what the hell happened with the dumpster Otter after all the gunfire?
Do You Have The Antibodies?
I’m not even sure if I like this yet, but the damn chorus is already stuck in my head, so here ya go. Yes, it’s a song about hooking up or dating or whatever during the pandemic. The song got its start in May when actor Nicholas Braun (aka Cousin Greg) was quarantining with friends, …
All About COVID Conspiracies
This is long (about 22 minutes), but it’s a good watch if you’re someone struggling with whether or not to believe a COVID conspiracy theory or struggling with someone who is. And let’s face it, a lot of us fall into one of those groups right now. One thing I like is that it touches …