I’m not even sure if I like this yet, but the damn chorus is already stuck in my head, so here ya go. Yes, it’s a song about hooking up or dating or whatever during the pandemic. The song got its start in May when actor Nicholas Braun (aka Cousin Greg) was quarantining with friends, …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
All About COVID Conspiracies
This is long (about 22 minutes), but it’s a good watch if you’re someone struggling with whether or not to believe a COVID conspiracy theory or struggling with someone who is. And let’s face it, a lot of us fall into one of those groups right now. One thing I like is that it touches …
Guh. Kids These Days. Or Maybe Not
Woman faces impaired charges after collision with three-year-old in minivan: police My first question upon seeing this headline is probably the same one you have. What in the world was a three-year-old doing driving a minivan? The answer, of course, is it wasn’t. This is just another in the never ending parade of poorly written …
Gob Blabbit, I Thed Gleeb Id Dowd Ub Dere! Ad Gall Be Ad Abulamfe!
As someone who has been renting apartments for a shade over two decades now (sweet Jesus I’m old), I feel confident when I say that there are many, and I do mean many, ways of dealing with a noisy neighbour that are superior to shooting yourself in the face. A Phoenix man is in extremely …
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Milk: It Does A Body Better Than Whatever Else He Put In There
Homeowner finds naked man singing in kitchen, drinking milk Authorities say a Pennsylvania homeowner who heard someone singing inside his home found a naked man drinking milk in his kitchen. Erie police say the homeowner heard the singing around 3 a.m. Monday. He grabbed his pistol, went to investigate and soon found the man sitting …
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Stop, Listen, Think
Guelph woman loses $3,800 in bitcoin scam involving fake government official Forget for a moment that the government or police or whoever is telling you to send them bitcoin in order to sort out a court case. Don’t ever send it, but for now that’s the least of our problems. What I’m more concerned about …
Slow And Steady Wins The Race, Or At Least Might Prevent You From Having To Run The Race Again
Admittedly I don’t know shit about shit when it comes to the safe and proper administration of vaccines, so maybe there’s a solid reason for all of this carrying on about how reserving doses so that people are able to get their second COVID shot is all of a sudden bad. But what I do …
All I Want For Christmas Is The Beautiful People
Take one of the more irritating things about modern Christmas, add in probably the best Marilyn Manson song, and somehow…this happens. Not sure how well it works as a song, but I laughed my ass off listening to it, so that’s good enough for me.
It’s Christmas Time (Let’s Just Survive)
This came out last year before all of this shit started happening, but I have to say, “It’s Christmastime (Let’s Just Survive)” is right up there on the list of contenders for the 2020st song title award. It’s a pretty good and funny tune, too. But it does have me wondering. This year those of …
Amazon Of Old
I was talking to someone over the weekend and at some point, the subject turned to the pandemic. Strange, I know. I made the point that if we have to go through an event like this, I’m glad that we’re doing it now rather than 30 or 40 years ago. Back then, we’d be screwed. …