Give Us Your Tired, Your Poor…But You Can Keep Your Perverts

Police in Tempe, Arizona have finally nabbed the man they say has made a passtime ofmasturbating near a woman who’s job it is to dress up like the Statue of Liberty to promote a business called Liberty Tax. Kevin Robert Theriault, 42, is alleged to have unhuddled his mass at least 3 times before he …

Colondra Hamilton Update

There’s anupdate to thestory of Colondra Hamilton,the woman busted last summer driving down the road while getting herself off with a sex toy to a pornographic video playing on the computer of her passenger. You remember, the one with the overly tinted windows. Yeah, that’s her. She’s been sentenced to 10 days in jail, fined …

It Was Sonic Good For Me, Was It Sonic Good For You?

I’m not going to bother asking the obvious question here, that being what kind of guy masturbates in front of the window at a Sonic drive-through? I know the answer, and his name isKevin Ferrier. What I’m more interested in is how he was able to do it right in front of a female worker …

I’d Say He’s Up Shit Creek Now, But He’s Probably Already Been There And Liked It

Remember David Truscott? He’s the fellow with a thing forgetting himself off on a family’s farm because there’s mud and manure there. Well,he’s at it again,and yes, same farm. Even better, now he’s met the kids. David Truscott, 41, of Pengegon Parc, Camborne, was discovered on Saturday by the youngster at Woodbury House Farm, Redruth. …

Tonight The Bottle Let Me Down

Michael Kevin Lallana, the man accused last year oftwice brewing up batches of man mustard flavoured water in the bottle of a female coworker,has been found guilty of assault and battery. A couple of interesting new tidbits have, er, come to light since we first met this fellow, so I shall share those with you …

Raise Your Spirits, Raise Them High!…

Eeewww. Don’t let Richard Molett near your kids. he gets excited watching little girls in a cheerleading competition. Gross. There he was, watching some little girls in a park when he whipped it out of his pants and started playing with it right in front of everyone. He was soon arrested, and found to be …

He Had A Different Kind Of Community Service In Mind

What the hell? Two guys come to a place to do some community service. A lawyer takes them upstairs to explain the program to them, and…whips down his pants. here’s the 911 call, complete with perplexed operater. Really, what else is there to say? Why in Christ would he do that? I guess only Thomas …

I’m Sure It Had Lots Of Sauce

There’s a little story that staff at Hudson, Michigan will be embarrassed about for a while. A woman at a stop light noticed something odd about what was going on inside a city vehicle. There was Steve Hartsel, the city manager, but he appeared to be masturbating, and exposing himself to her. When she called …

Ahh, Sugar Sugar

It’s a well known fact that guys will beat off to almost anything at any time in any place, but there’s still something strange about the place being a British public library and thethingbeing the autobiography of politician and businessman Lord Alan Sugar. An anonymous source who witnessed the man masturbating told The Sun: “He …