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And now, Today’s reminder to stay off the drugs. Police responded to an intersection in Fairview Shores, on the northern outskirts of Orlando, Sunday night after reports of a naked woman walking in traffic, the Orlando Sentinel reported. They found Amie Carter, 31, strutting in the street and wearing no clothes. She appeared to be “under …
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There’s an update to a story we brought you last year. John Lind, the fellow who professed his love for a woman by repeatedly firing his non-dairy cannon into her coffee, had his charges dismissed because while totally fucking disgusting, what he did isn’t technically against the law…yet. The State is working on closing that …
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This is hilarious. Dangerous and awful, but hilarious. An officer was flagged down about a man trapped in a portable toilet near the Eastbank Esplanade at 8 a.m. The Honey Bucket’s door was against the ground, so Portland Fire & Rescue personnel responded to lift it back up and free the man who was inside. …
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Most news headlines are pretty quick and to the point, but in the case of William Nicolas O’Donnell I kind of understand why they may have felt it necessary to title this one Women aged under 40 banned from Northern Territory man’s farm after he threatened backpacker with a knife and forced one to watch …
Dear Corey Huddleston: While getting friendly with the family of the object of your affection is generally a good idea, this is not what most families have in mind. I doubt it’s going to do much to get them to overlook the small matter of the 38 year age difference, either. Huddleston allegedly went to …
I’ve done a lot of things to cheer myself up when I’m feeling blue. I’ve listened to music. I’ve written things. I’ve taken walks. Turned on the Comedy Network and hoped not to find yet another episode of the fucking Big Bang Theory (Seriously, is that all they show on there anymore?). But one thing …
The Bay City Times reports that Peterson, a registered sex offender following a 2003 criminal sexual conduct conviction, drove up to the window of a Bay City McDonald’s and ordered a McDouble. When the employee working the booth—the store’s manager—returned to hand Peterson his change, she saw that he had exposed himself and was masturbating. …
I was going to start off with a line something like “Jesus dude, obviously women don’t like that,” but it’s Florida so for all I know this could be how folks wish each other happy Wednesday. A witness told Port St. Lucie police he saw a man in a Miami Heat shirt and athletic shorts …
Well, this is sad. Paul Malebox Bennett, who I wrote about not all that long ago, was found dead in late February. A Greater Manchester Police spokesman said: “We were called at 1.35am on Sunday, February 23, following reports the body of a 45-year-old man was found in Poolstock. His death is non-suspicious so the …
This is why they let bartenders cut you off, I’m pretty certain. Katie Beattie, prosecuting, told the court that on September 9 last year the complainant heard shouting and swearing outside her window. The witness saw the drunken 45-year-old defendant arguing with a woman. After the woman left, Bennett lay down on a bench in …