Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
I’m shocked I’ve never seen this before. I’ve seen a zillion toys that move around a room on their own and change course if they bump a wall. Now, your alarm clock can too! Seriously, you have to get up out of bed and chase down your alarm clock, which jumps off your bedside table …
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>Well it’s December 21. I think it’s funny that on the first official day of winter, the weather is being decidedly more gentle than it has been earlier in December. But I’m not gonna complain. I want to get home to my family tomorrow, so Mother Nature can just keep that calm weather up. Hey …
Well, we have more singing things, only this time, they’re old technology. But they wish us a merry Christmas. That definitely takes some talent.
Fredrik Hjelmqvist, please explain to me why on earth anyone else would want to play audio from their stomach. You did it, and you’re weird, but why in hell would anyone else want to? Yup, that’s what he did. The owner of a hi-fi equipment shop put a battery-powered device inside a capsule and swallowed …
I just saw a story about a personal aircraft requiring minimal training and no pilot’s license and my mind screamed nooo! It didn’t stop screaming when they referred to these things as “Segways of the sky.” Yeah, because we need people flying planes like they drive Segways. That’s comforting. I know that each of these …
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This is just one of the many reasons why it’s a bad idea to sit near the front at a comedy show texting like an asshole. Nothing makes me more angry than seeing someone in the audience texting while I am doing my show. Its incredibly rude and, unfortunately, it is becoming more and more …
I meant to write this post earlier, but I got hit by a wave of tiredness. Yes, I know part of the reason for the tiredness is me being a toolbag and playing Uno until 3 in the morning last night. Not smart at all. I just had to write about our experience voting because …
Here’s a little screenreader comedy to start off your day. Eloquence and ESpeak have a duel! At first, I got bored because it was this Harry Potteresque duel, but oh oh oh, it gets better. Stick with it. For those who don’t know, Eloquence has this tendancy to crash if you write something like w …
I just felt like rambling, and since the blog may get a little quiet over the next couple of days because Steve and I are both running off to Thanksgiving stuff, what better time for a ramble fest. First, happy Thanksgiving to all the Canadian readers. Hope you have lots of yummy food and pleasant …
Thanks, Jen, for the lead on this one. You know, when I read about things like Bartab for the iPhone, I’m starting to think people should get back to using that old Phonebook. We’re forgetting the reason why we do things. With Bartab, you can use your iPhone to buy your friend a drink. It …